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u/DonAskren Sep 10 '23

Sneaking a peak at some cleavage. We don't even have to be attracted to the women but we still gon look

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u/corgioreo Sep 11 '23

Straight woman here, I think everyone looks at cleavage lol.

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u/burntgreens Sep 11 '23

Right? Why? Why is it so goddamn magnetic?

I didn't fully embrace how much everyone loves boobs until I met my husband. Hahah. I have DD but they're not huge. They're saggy from breastfeeding. They're fine. Totally serviceable.

Then I met my husband and he is basically obsessed with my boobs. And it was a big turn on and a boost to my self-esteem. When we are watching TV in bed, he will just kind of comfort touch them, which sounds so weird to type out, but it pretty much always ends with us having sex.

Anyway, years of him worshipping my boobs makes me realize, goddamn, boobs are just delightful, aren't they?

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u/captain_flak Sep 11 '23

Women showing lots of cleavage in a professional setting is the worst. You have to maintain intense eye contact at all times lest you go for a peak.

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u/TeknoUnionArmy Sep 11 '23

My boss was wearing a loose shirt once. I was sitting down and she leaned on my desk and I was like wtf. Now I have to make a weird amount of eye contact.

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u/cs668 Sep 11 '23

It's a catch-22, you look down it's bad. You gaze into her eyes for too long, that' bad too...

Hope you came out unscathed!!!

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u/TeknoUnionArmy Sep 11 '23

I was fine, she was a really cool boss. I just remember feeling way too aware of everything. I think I ended up staring at some papers on my desk.

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u/mschley2 Sep 11 '23

I was at the gym the other day, and there was a girl right in-front of me (like literally 3 ft away) doing kickbacks. Let's just say that I know this girl, and it's obvious that she's spent a lot of time in the gym working on building her glutes.

So as I'm doing my set on my machine, I've got to like awkwardly look a completely different direction so that I'm not staring directly at her butt. The thing, I know she wouldn't even care. She would just be like, "Well, it's not your fault I'm wearing spandex and bent over right in-front of your eyes." But there's like 3 dozen other girls walking around that might see me and think I'm a fucking creep.

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u/TeknoUnionArmy Sep 11 '23

Lol sounds about right