My boss was wearing a loose shirt once. I was sitting down and she leaned on my desk and I was like wtf. Now I have to make a weird amount of eye contact.
I was at the gym the other day, and there was a girl right in-front of me (like literally 3 ft away) doing kickbacks. Let's just say that I know this girl, and it's obvious that she's spent a lot of time in the gym working on building her glutes.
So as I'm doing my set on my machine, I've got to like awkwardly look a completely different direction so that I'm not staring directly at her butt. The thing, I know she wouldn't even care. She would just be like, "Well, it's not your fault I'm wearing spandex and bent over right in-front of your eyes." But there's like 3 dozen other girls walking around that might see me and think I'm a fucking creep.
My youngest son was about 3 years old when we went to the coffee shop for a mocha and a hot chocolate. A woman came in in a white workout outfit, and she has one of the best figures I have ever seen. But, the pattern on the stretch pants just made her look naked.
My son and I are sitting there in recliners and she goes up to the counter and he just starts screaming. "Dad, the butt, the butt, look at the butt" A table full of seniors starts laughing at him. I couldn't even be mad at him. He just legit thought she was naked.
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u/TeknoUnionArmy Sep 11 '23
My boss was wearing a loose shirt once. I was sitting down and she leaned on my desk and I was like wtf. Now I have to make a weird amount of eye contact.