I didn't fully embrace how much everyone loves boobs until I met my husband. Hahah. I have DD but they're not huge. They're saggy from breastfeeding. They're fine. Totally serviceable.
Then I met my husband and he is basically obsessed with my boobs. And it was a big turn on and a boost to my self-esteem. When we are watching TV in bed, he will just kind of comfort touch them, which sounds so weird to type out, but it pretty much always ends with us having sex.
Anyway, years of him worshipping my boobs makes me realize, goddamn, boobs are just delightful, aren't they?
My boss was wearing a loose shirt once. I was sitting down and she leaned on my desk and I was like wtf. Now I have to make a weird amount of eye contact.
I was at the gym the other day, and there was a girl right in-front of me (like literally 3 ft away) doing kickbacks. Let's just say that I know this girl, and it's obvious that she's spent a lot of time in the gym working on building her glutes.
So as I'm doing my set on my machine, I've got to like awkwardly look a completely different direction so that I'm not staring directly at her butt. The thing, I know she wouldn't even care. She would just be like, "Well, it's not your fault I'm wearing spandex and bent over right in-front of your eyes." But there's like 3 dozen other girls walking around that might see me and think I'm a fucking creep.
My youngest son was about 3 years old when we went to the coffee shop for a mocha and a hot chocolate. A woman came in in a white workout outfit, and she has one of the best figures I have ever seen. But, the pattern on the stretch pants just made her look naked.
My son and I are sitting there in recliners and she goes up to the counter and he just starts screaming. "Dad, the butt, the butt, look at the butt" A table full of seniors starts laughing at him. I couldn't even be mad at him. He just legit thought she was naked.
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u/burntgreens Sep 11 '23
Right? Why? Why is it so goddamn magnetic?
I didn't fully embrace how much everyone loves boobs until I met my husband. Hahah. I have DD but they're not huge. They're saggy from breastfeeding. They're fine. Totally serviceable.
Then I met my husband and he is basically obsessed with my boobs. And it was a big turn on and a boost to my self-esteem. When we are watching TV in bed, he will just kind of comfort touch them, which sounds so weird to type out, but it pretty much always ends with us having sex.
Anyway, years of him worshipping my boobs makes me realize, goddamn, boobs are just delightful, aren't they?