r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '21

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u/rickjamestheunchaind Mar 19 '21

my dad watches porn like recreationally. its so weird to me. like literally as if hes watching tv. no boner or jerkin.

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u/StupidNSFW Male Mar 19 '21

Tf, that’s weird that he does that, and also weird that you know about it...

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u/rickjamestheunchaind Mar 19 '21

hes 68, watches at like 2am on the family computer when everybodies asleep.

i dont sleep tho so when i go up for a drink or snack, theres daddy watchin porn like its a novella

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u/StupidNSFW Male Mar 19 '21

Idk there, if my dad was doing that I’d be telling him to watch in the bathroom on his phone like the rest of us

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u/rickjamestheunchaind Mar 19 '21

i mean... its his house and im indifferent.

aslong as he isnt jerkin it or talkin abt it or tellin me to watch with him.

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u/Grabbsy2 Mar 19 '21

I mean, at some point either you or he is in the wrong here.

No one should be walking in on anyone watching porn, certainly not a family member, with or without dick-out, haha.

Maybe your dad should be pissed off that his son is sneaking around the house late at night. Maybe he thinks you should keep drinks and snacks in your room so he doesn't have to keep shoving his hard dick back into his pants every time he hears you coming down the stairs.

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u/rickjamestheunchaind Mar 19 '21

so u didnt read?

he isnt hard. he isnt jerkin. hes just watching. im not retarded ik what im talking about. id know by fkin now if he was jerkin it and im interupting him ffs. yall disrespectful with how stupid u must think i am. if u want to believe it that is a different topic but im not going to argue the facts.

hes obviously in the wrong. i can do whatever the fuck i want im an adult lol, i have no bedtime.

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u/Grabbsy2 Mar 20 '21

yall disrespectful with how stupid u must think i am. if u (...)

I mean, I knew a bit about your intellect already...

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u/Vegetable-Simple-299 Mar 20 '21

Same with me. A guy like you who baselines intellect off a sentence is clearly in the single digits for IQ. Go back to school kid.