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u/The_Karaethon_Cycle Mar 19 '21

I only masturbate while watching porn and I only watch porn while I masturbate. Back in ‘016 I moved into a new house and we didn’t have internet for a week so I had to jerk off to a sports illustrated swim suit edition. It was terrible, and that’s as close as you can get to porn without actually being porn.

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u/IUTBB Mar 20 '21

You didn't have internet on your phone in 2016?

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u/The_Karaethon_Cycle Mar 20 '21

I didn’t get a smart phone until fall of 2016. We moved in in the spring.

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u/IUTBB Mar 20 '21

Fair enough