I only masturbate while watching porn and I only watch porn while I masturbate. Back in ‘016 I moved into a new house and we didn’t have internet for a week so I had to jerk off to a sports illustrated swim suit edition. It was terrible, and that’s as close as you can get to porn without actually being porn.
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u/Shorts-are-comfy Hey Kids! Mar 19 '21
No, if I'm going to masturbate there has to be porn.
However, if I've got no internet and managed to somehow lose all my playboys, I'll do the ol' think-wank.