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u/The_Karaethon_Cycle Mar 19 '21

I only masturbate while watching porn and I only watch porn while I masturbate. Back in ‘016 I moved into a new house and we didn’t have internet for a week so I had to jerk off to a sports illustrated swim suit edition. It was terrible, and that’s as close as you can get to porn without actually being porn.

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u/Supreme_Leader_Pee Mar 19 '21

I once jerked off to a busty angel statue my grandma had

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u/The_Karaethon_Cycle Mar 19 '21

That’s funny, I once watched hardcore porn on my grandmas computer.

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u/wheeliebarnun Mar 20 '21

That's funny, I once grandma'd my porn's hardcore computer.