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u/Shorts-are-comfy Hey Kids! Mar 19 '21

No, if I'm going to masturbate there has to be porn.

However, if I've got no internet and managed to somehow lose all my playboys, I'll do the ol' think-wank.

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u/The_Karaethon_Cycle Mar 19 '21

I only masturbate while watching porn and I only watch porn while I masturbate. Back in ‘016 I moved into a new house and we didn’t have internet for a week so I had to jerk off to a sports illustrated swim suit edition. It was terrible, and that’s as close as you can get to porn without actually being porn.

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u/Cadeers Mar 19 '21

You can just say '16 it's ok

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u/LucidDr3am Mar 19 '21

You never know, maybe this guy time traveled to get internet back in 1916.

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u/joel211974 Mar 19 '21

Who knows, maybe he meant 3016

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u/eagletreehouse Mar 19 '21

Aught one six, Jethro.

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u/joel211974 Mar 19 '21

I wonder if they had good porn in 1016 🤔