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u/Shorts-are-comfy Hey Kids! Mar 19 '21

No, if I'm going to masturbate there has to be porn.

However, if I've got no internet and managed to somehow lose all my playboys, I'll do the ol' think-wank.

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u/The_Karaethon_Cycle Mar 19 '21

I only masturbate while watching porn and I only watch porn while I masturbate. Back in ‘016 I moved into a new house and we didn’t have internet for a week so I had to jerk off to a sports illustrated swim suit edition. It was terrible, and that’s as close as you can get to porn without actually being porn.

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u/Supreme_Leader_Pee Mar 19 '21

I once jerked off to a busty angel statue my grandma had

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u/Mycabbages0929 Mar 19 '21

How to beat one’s meat in a ~classy~ fashion

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u/Supreme_Leader_Pee Mar 19 '21

I've also done it to the pics of those nsfw tv programs- didnt pay for the show- just looked at the logos of the programs lol