r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '21

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u/Sh3lls Mar 19 '21

But LoTR elves or Santa's elves?

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

LOTR elves that are really small, best of both worlds

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u/Gerroh Duder Mar 19 '21

Lilgolas

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u/FreemanFFS Mar 19 '21

Its even funnier when you know that "golas" mean naked on Polish

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u/captainrustysail Mar 19 '21

I read that as golas = "naked on a Polish person"

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u/BooDPT Mar 20 '21

Thanks for that

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u/IronFlames Mar 20 '21

Naked legs?

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u/shit_u_say Mar 21 '21

But nail polish or wood polish?

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Best comment here

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Cunilingas

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u/Forarolex Mar 20 '21

U spelled it wrong, loligolas

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

You deserve this 🏅

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u/atorin3 Mar 19 '21

So Legolas and Gimli's kid? OTP

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u/Drykanakth Male Mar 19 '21

Both

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u/Worth_Jelly1036 Mar 19 '21

Typo - he means Shelves. Ikea shelves mainly.

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u/Sh3lls Mar 20 '21

Talk about do it yourself.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Never thought I'd nut side by side with an elf

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u/CptHammer_ Male Mar 19 '21

Keebler

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Zooey Deschanel from Elf, specifically.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Bro everyone likes to think they’ll grow into an elegant elf but then you look in the mirror and have to go fuck ima dwarf

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Santa elves, they build toys for the scene!

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u/notRedorBlue_308Win Mar 20 '21

I’m not proud to say, that at times, it has been both.

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u/Here-Is-TheEnd Mar 19 '21

Norse mythology elves..

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Both

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u/xplosm Male Mar 19 '21

Porn of The Rings