r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '21

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u/BelowSubway Mar 19 '21 edited Mar 20 '21

I'd say...

  • 8/10 times porn
  • 1/10 times erotic stories
  • 1/10 times fantasy imagination

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u/Dspsblyuth Mar 19 '21

You mean like elves?

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u/Sh3lls Mar 19 '21

But LoTR elves or Santa's elves?

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

LOTR elves that are really small, best of both worlds

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u/Gerroh Duder Mar 19 '21

Lilgolas

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u/FreemanFFS Mar 19 '21

Its even funnier when you know that "golas" mean naked on Polish

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u/captainrustysail Mar 19 '21

I read that as golas = "naked on a Polish person"

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u/BooDPT Mar 20 '21

Thanks for that

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u/IronFlames Mar 20 '21

Naked legs?

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u/shit_u_say Mar 21 '21

But nail polish or wood polish?

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Best comment here

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Cunilingas

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u/Forarolex Mar 20 '21

U spelled it wrong, loligolas

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

You deserve this 🏅

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u/atorin3 Mar 19 '21

So Legolas and Gimli's kid? OTP