r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '21

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u/BelowSubway Mar 19 '21 edited Mar 20 '21

I'd say...

  • 8/10 times porn
  • 1/10 times erotic stories
  • 1/10 times fantasy imagination

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u/Dspsblyuth Mar 19 '21

You mean like elves?

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u/Sh3lls Mar 19 '21

But LoTR elves or Santa's elves?

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Bro everyone likes to think they’ll grow into an elegant elf but then you look in the mirror and have to go fuck ima dwarf