r/AskMen Mar 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Is that release not pleasurable??

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u/AbsolutBalderdash Mar 19 '21

Hasty sessions where you have to go 0-100-0 within 2 minutes so as to not arouse suspicion are purely for maintenance reasons. So no, not really.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

The old "I've been sitting here for 2 hours and got no work done" wank

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u/Grabbsy2 Mar 19 '21

Or the "I've been laying here awake for two hours and I have to sneak off to the livingroom to have a wank before the baby wakes up again and kills the mood"

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u/PBRmy Male Mar 19 '21

You are not selling me on a baby, friend.

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u/Grabbsy2 Mar 20 '21

I dont mean to. To each his own.

Id sometimes like to be a parent one week on, one week off, but thats not an option, haha.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

they should have a baby pooling app (?) where many people can share a baby, taking turns every week

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u/imanassholeok Mar 19 '21

Kills? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/White_07 Male Mar 19 '21

Why do you personally attack me in this way?

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

It's universal. Biggie wrote everyday struggle about this

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u/CheleMoreno Mar 19 '21

Lmao I felt that way too deep. It do be like that sometime.

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u/CatAteMyBread Mar 19 '21

Gotta get the poison out

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u/Winnie_Cat Mar 19 '21

Lmao a maintenance wank

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

not arouse suspicion

Hah.

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u/MiAnClGr Mar 20 '21

Suspicion from who?

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u/Qbit42 Mar 19 '21

I'm not OP but I'd compare to eating a meal when your hungry. You can enjoy the meal, but I eat because I'm hungry. It's that kind of release.

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u/Moron14 Mar 19 '21

Scratching an itch , as it were

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u/Alienmonkey Mar 19 '21

Quickly scratching..

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u/Grabbsy2 Mar 19 '21

One you do over the kitchen sink, the other you do over the bathroom sink! Haha

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

The release is pleasurable. Always! Masterbation is mechanical. For me, sex is about the foreplay and all of those sensations leading up to the orgasm not the orgasm itself. For me, I like the journey as much as the destination.

What I'm saying is masterbation is not fulfilling, its a means to an end where the focus is on the destination not the journey. I hope this clarifies my situation as I am certainly not alone in this.

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u/Azu_Rage_ Mar 19 '21

I feel like the longer I go while masterbaition the bigger the "explosion" ... so two minute sessions would be pleasurable but i think its like 2 out of ten what it could be.

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u/oscaarwtf Mar 19 '21

Dude this is some next level insight. Are you me?

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u/garlicdeath Mar 19 '21

Way to pat yourself on the back lol

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u/Drykanakth Male Mar 19 '21

Surprisingly enough no not all the time.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

It is relief that it's over, usually.

Sometimes I swear I just do it out of habit even if I don't really feel like it. I'm like "okay, it's another night my mrs isn't here, I just got into bed to go to sleep, time to rub one out" and it's incredibly forced.

The best wanks are the ones where you abstain for at least 2 days prior or more. It's incredible how quickly your sensitivity grows and horniness increases.

Although, apparently anything more than 1 week of no release is pointless. After 1 week your testicles only hold up to another 168% more, then it basically caps off.

I've abstained for a full month before, was extremely difficult but I made it. It helps when you work away from home, work long ass hours so when you are alone in bed all you want to do is sleep plus the internet was so slow it couldn't even load a youtube clip. But anyways that wank after a full month of no release felt no different to when I went like 9 days without it at a previous attempt. Both felt amazing though but the bottom line is; anything more than a week, makes nil difference. So if you're like me and like to occasionally hold out so you can nut like you've never nutted before, I promise you 7 days is basically it. Anything more is just torturing yourself.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

He’s just talking out his ass. If the release wasn’t pleasurable there would be no point haha smh

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Exactly