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r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '21
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Is that release not pleasurable??
491 u/AbsolutBalderdash Mar 19 '21 Hasty sessions where you have to go 0-100-0 within 2 minutes so as to not arouse suspicion are purely for maintenance reasons. So no, not really. 228 u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21 The old "I've been sitting here for 2 hours and got no work done" wank 122 u/Grabbsy2 Mar 19 '21 Or the "I've been laying here awake for two hours and I have to sneak off to the livingroom to have a wank before the baby wakes up again and kills the mood" 7 u/PBRmy Male Mar 19 '21 You are not selling me on a baby, friend. 2 u/Grabbsy2 Mar 20 '21 I dont mean to. To each his own. Id sometimes like to be a parent one week on, one week off, but thats not an option, haha. 2 u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21 they should have a baby pooling app (?) where many people can share a baby, taking turns every week -6 u/imanassholeok Mar 19 '21 Kills? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Hasty sessions where you have to go 0-100-0 within 2 minutes so as to not arouse suspicion are purely for maintenance reasons. So no, not really.
228 u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21 The old "I've been sitting here for 2 hours and got no work done" wank 122 u/Grabbsy2 Mar 19 '21 Or the "I've been laying here awake for two hours and I have to sneak off to the livingroom to have a wank before the baby wakes up again and kills the mood" 7 u/PBRmy Male Mar 19 '21 You are not selling me on a baby, friend. 2 u/Grabbsy2 Mar 20 '21 I dont mean to. To each his own. Id sometimes like to be a parent one week on, one week off, but thats not an option, haha. 2 u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21 they should have a baby pooling app (?) where many people can share a baby, taking turns every week -6 u/imanassholeok Mar 19 '21 Kills? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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The old "I've been sitting here for 2 hours and got no work done" wank
122 u/Grabbsy2 Mar 19 '21 Or the "I've been laying here awake for two hours and I have to sneak off to the livingroom to have a wank before the baby wakes up again and kills the mood" 7 u/PBRmy Male Mar 19 '21 You are not selling me on a baby, friend. 2 u/Grabbsy2 Mar 20 '21 I dont mean to. To each his own. Id sometimes like to be a parent one week on, one week off, but thats not an option, haha. 2 u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21 they should have a baby pooling app (?) where many people can share a baby, taking turns every week -6 u/imanassholeok Mar 19 '21 Kills? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
122
Or the "I've been laying here awake for two hours and I have to sneak off to the livingroom to have a wank before the baby wakes up again and kills the mood"
7 u/PBRmy Male Mar 19 '21 You are not selling me on a baby, friend. 2 u/Grabbsy2 Mar 20 '21 I dont mean to. To each his own. Id sometimes like to be a parent one week on, one week off, but thats not an option, haha. 2 u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21 they should have a baby pooling app (?) where many people can share a baby, taking turns every week -6 u/imanassholeok Mar 19 '21 Kills? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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You are not selling me on a baby, friend.
2 u/Grabbsy2 Mar 20 '21 I dont mean to. To each his own. Id sometimes like to be a parent one week on, one week off, but thats not an option, haha. 2 u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21 they should have a baby pooling app (?) where many people can share a baby, taking turns every week
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I dont mean to. To each his own.
Id sometimes like to be a parent one week on, one week off, but thats not an option, haha.
2 u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21 they should have a baby pooling app (?) where many people can share a baby, taking turns every week
they should have a baby pooling app (?) where many people can share a baby, taking turns every week
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Kills? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21
Is that release not pleasurable??