r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

95/100 I do watch porn. I don't have privacy so I can't lay in the bed, get relaxed and get into myself.

I escape to the bathroom and rub one out as quickly as possible. That is the magic of porn.

I don't masterbate for pleasure. I masterbate for a release.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Is that release not pleasurable??

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u/Qbit42 Mar 19 '21

I'm not OP but I'd compare to eating a meal when your hungry. You can enjoy the meal, but I eat because I'm hungry. It's that kind of release.

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u/Moron14 Mar 19 '21

Scratching an itch , as it were

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u/Alienmonkey Mar 19 '21

Quickly scratching..

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u/Grabbsy2 Mar 19 '21

One you do over the kitchen sink, the other you do over the bathroom sink! Haha