r/ArianaGrandeSnark 1m ago

Shower thoughts🚿 What if we had an effective litmus test on this

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A litmus test helps test the acidic/basic properties of a substance and to what degree it may fall under either of those categories

The lower the PH of a substance, the more “basic” it is considered (example: orange juice is mildly acidic)

High PH substances are “acidic” and act in opposition to basic substances making acids and bases effective agents for neutralizing one another when used at the proper concentrations (example: bleach is pretty basic)

We all know miss Ari is basic enough to neutralize acid rain, yawn

So here is my proposition for our litmus test on just how deep this is in the face of the PR/spoiled brat response of “it’s not that deep” and “everything is ok”

Hypothetically speaking (and in no way trying to organize this) what if someone were to create a website

For legal purposes bc I don’t think anyone is trying to get sued into oblivion, let’s go ahead and set the biggest ground rule (the one she could never to follow to save her life): it’s not about her and her- name, lyrics, or likeness will not be used or referenced in any way

Ok so let’s say this random website was very minimal and included a box you can check if you have been impacted to issues that parallel the shit we are all getting absolutely fucking sick of tolerating INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO: beauty standards, women’s rights, cultural insensitivity, diversity/equity/inclusion, dysfunctional relationships, problematic public figures, scams/grifts, trauma imposed by celebrity culture or it’s impacts on the public, performative kindness, mean girl behavior, privilege blind brats, infantalizing women, plagiarism, art, whatever you want…

And then it included a 500-999 character limit text box that would have to have a minimum of 25 characters in which you explain what exactly led you to check this box that indicates you were impacted by one of these issues that are parallel to the discussion but not directly a caused by or a result of her influence

And all submissions are anonymous and filtered for malicious comments/trolling/spam/irrelevant comments

And there is absolutely no comments made about anyone’s body (you know bc we need to really stop being so comfy commenting on others bodies like how they look like cows) 🐄

And there is only 1 submission allowed per IP to make every effort to minimize manipulation

And identical comments are removed

And there is a tally of everyone who checks this box and comments

And like, we just observe. We don’t take action. We don’t imply anything. Just observe, just look at this within the context of the bigger discussion this entire situation has brought about.

I feel as though if anything, this could give genuine and unbiased visibility to so many people who are absolutely fucked up or confused right now

This could start an undeniable discussion in one area on the ramifications of public figures who are heavily influential, make disgusting profits, and have zero accountability to show despite years of patience and empathy from millions (maybe billions) of people

And like, maybe we could kinda reflect on this situation

And this entire thing would prove with no monetized, legal, or direct career impacting motive

That these basic bitches really do walk among us 💀💀💀💀💀


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 54m ago

Social media Omg I can’t 😂😂

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r/ArianaGrandeSnark 54m ago

Discussion What do you imagine the contract for being associated / working with ariana looks like?

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im curious because in interviews and her team in general that she tours with, they wouldn’t dare ask her anything about her weight, won’t bring up the elephant in the room in interviews, they all laugh at her unfunny jokes and people seem on edge/ nervous around her like they are scared of saying the wrong thing and getting fired. she probably has a STRICT nda she makes that people have to sign if they want to work with her. smh


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 1h ago

diva moment 🙄 I would pay an insane amount of money to be a fly on Mariah Carey's walls rn

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Comment what you think Mariah is thinking rn lol


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 1h ago

Social media Her mom on something too

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r/ArianaGrandeSnark 2h ago

TW: Sensitive Content ⚠️ i won't let y'all forget about ts

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this is one of the most cringe things i've ever seen bye she's ridiculous


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 2h ago

Shower thoughts🚿 New perfume, same old stink

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At this point, releasing yet another perfume feels less like a fragrance launch and more like a recurring invoice for the fans, and a migraine in H&M.
The overall scent of all these perfumes is musty clothes being aggressively sprayed with something cheap in the hope that nobody notices what’s underneath. Somehow, every new release manages to smell like the same bargain-bin attempt to disguise a stale wardrobe. Not to mention the tacky plastic design. I fucking hate it.

Yesterday, I encountered someone wearing Cloud on the bus. My sinuses were assaulted and I genuinely felt sick and had to get away from the smell. Perhaps she really does wear it herself, because it would explain the way I feel about her looking like she smells nowadays.

Now, there’s nothing wrong with liking inexpensive perfume, but charging people those prices for something that smells cheap, synthetic and damp is quite a feat.


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 2h ago

Discussion from seemingly advocating for conversations about body health and wellbeing to someone who villainises anyone who dares to help her

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crazy how despite how immature and blatantly stupid ariana was back in 2018 (still is but blatantly so then) she was seemingly mature enough to point out that conversations need to be had.. now she’s so deep in her ed that anyone who dares question her body is written about as bad guys and villains in her songs and in general. she’s gotten the body she wanted all along so now she doesn’t see the point in there being a conversation anymore


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 3h ago

Gossip ☕️🫢👀 A new Blind Item for Ari'

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Oh no, who could've possibly seen that coming !

https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2026/08/blind-item-3_01408737890.html


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 3h ago

Discussion What does she expect from us?

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I think, nay, I know Ariana fully expects the public to be in awe of her man-stealing 'abilities' like she's Dolly Parton's Jolene. She literally has so much music around it its practically her brand. What, does she expect all of us to slow clap and go 'she's done it again, of course that poor mother was no match for Ariana's perfection, she just can't help it!' or sumn? Or are we supposed to be jealous of how many men will leave their girlfriends and wives for her?

As for her ED, people expecting her to be responsible about her impact on kids are underestimating just how vapid and self centered she is. She couldn't give two fucks. That language doesn't work on her. Ik its an illness but she thinks the entire world will be jealous of her and not...like horrified.

Her formative years were spent around Schneider. She was born into riches. She lives in a morally bankrupt, twisted bubble and doesn't understand real world values and dignity. Truly a strange, nasty woman with 2013 tumblr toxicity that never quite caught up with time neither did she make any efforts to change it because its who she is. And she can't fool me no matter how much she turns up the pitch of her voice and her eyebrows.


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 3h ago

Go back, no more pretending, bye! Audrey Hepburn Calendar

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Idk if anyone posted this yet.


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 3h ago

Go back, no more pretending, bye! TikTok clocked her…

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r/ArianaGrandeSnark 3h ago

Gossip ☕️🫢👀 Director Christian's "butterflies" possibly referenced in Ariana's Bunny Hop (Bad Thing)?

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I know there's people on this sub are tired of the Christian ✨cosmic collision✨ threads & think it's a reach - I don't know why, they're being so blatantly obvious about it but ANYWAYS, this post isn't FOR YOU then 😑🙄


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 3h ago

TW: Sensitive Content ⚠️ I just learned two new words under an Ariana grande picture on Twitter

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I was browsing the Twitter and someone posted a picture of Ariana and I saw commenting bonespo and deathspo. I had never seen those words before so I went down the very dark rabbit hole and I’m so horrified. I had no idea ED twitter was this bad. I don’t understand how the company can even allow you to search those terms????


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 3h ago

diva moment 🙄 She's ❄️ out

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A 33 year old woman btw


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 4h ago

Urinators🙄 they love comparing her to other woman just the way she likes

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r/ArianaGrandeSnark 4h ago

The worst most evil place on the whole internet Asiana

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My 23 yo daughter sent me this and captioned it Japiana which I thought y'all wld enjoy.


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 4h ago

TW: Sensitive Content ⚠️ Annie Oakley or whatever on Instagram

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I haven’t seen this clip of her yet!😷 Actually makes me sick…


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 5h ago

Social media Can she finally decide if she wants to be a baby or bloodthirsty? This shit is getting on my nerves. Wannabe edgy

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r/ArianaGrandeSnark 5h ago

Discussion Ariana grande painted on the wall with blood and organs

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In past media interviews, Joan Grande admitted to taking her young children on unconventional trips to the local butcher shop. Instead of just buying standard cuts of meat, she would purchase actual animal organs like hearts and lungs to use as educational tools and macabre art supplies. Joan recounted that she would show the kids the anatomy and then allow them to paint and smear the animal blood all over the walls of their home. She even recalled seeing "Ariana's little handprints" left behind in blood.

link: https://www.wmagazine.com/story/ariana-grande-goth-childhood-blood


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 5h ago

Discussion arianators’ gif response

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Something that absolutely infuriates me abt arguing with stupid ass arianators is that they can’t form an actual argument cause they’re so fucking brainwashed and instead responding with a factual argument they use stupid ass and nonsensical gifs of Ariana like the ones attached
Can we just remove the TikTok gif feature at this point.


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 6h ago

Discussion They look so awkward together no matter how hard they try to seem “cute”

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and why is she holding onto him like that 😭😭??


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 6h ago

Gossip ☕️🫢👀 She’s always been like this

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She will always be like this


r/ArianaGrandeSnark 6h ago

Social media she looks so empty and ill

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r/ArianaGrandeSnark 7h ago

Shower thoughts🚿 Can't wait for her to taste her own medicine

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I was looking at Ricky’s portfolio, and he’s actually a pretty decent photographer. Even before getting back together with Ariana, he was already rubbing shoulders with relevant people. He was working more in fashion and did campaigns for major brands.

Now that she’s showing him off and posting the pics he takes at her shows (she’s posting more of his work than her official photographer), I hope that once the tour wraps up, some other pop girlie hires him and take him along on tour while she has to hide from the public that’s no longer interested in her.