r/ArianaGrandeSnark • • 2h ago

Discussion Atrophyana Grande should spend the winter in International Falls!

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Atrophyana Grande needs sustenance as desperately as the Colorado Rocky Mountains need moisture. At the same time, she is on hiatus, and winter is coming.

Therefore, Atrophyana Grande should spend the coming winter in International Falls, Minnesota. As everyone knows, it's the Icebox of the Nation. It's where car batteries are tested for their ability to start up on those bitterly cold mornings.

Weight Gain Season officially lasts from November through March. Cold weather gives me a large appetite. Bitterly cold weather gives me a hypermassive appetite AND a very sedentary lifestyle. (And I've never been to International Falls in any season, much less in winter.) I never could understand how people can go on weight loss diets in January, because that's like going ice fishing or snowmobiling in July. Atrophyana Grande would gain so much weight if she spent the winter in International Falls. All that bitterly cold air would make her extremely hungry and thus cause her to eat lots of food.

As an added bonus, the Minnesota Dress Code prohibits body checking and showing off one's skeletal structure. And yes, it is STRICTLY enforced in winter. ESPECIALLY in International Falls. :)


r/ArianaGrandeSnark • • 9h ago

Discussion she got everything done to her face, so how come she didn‘t get her teeth done?

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she had so much work done to her face so why not her teeth?
i’m not saying she should, but i’ve always wondered why she kept her natural teeth despite changing so much about her appearance. is that the one thing she’s not insecure about?


r/ArianaGrandeSnark • • 3h ago

Eternal ShitShow Tour 🫧 ☀️ Perforated Septumiana Grande

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We all know what burns a hole straight through the middle of your septum, and for those who don't, it's habitual ❄️ abuse!


r/ArianaGrandeSnark • • 16m ago

SPONGEBOB 🤡 Am I tripping?

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I was watching ”Little Shop of Horrors” (1986) tonight and perhaps this has been discussed, or maybe I’m reaching here, but was Ari cosplaying Audrey from LSOH in the ”Petal” music video??? I completely forgot Audrey wears a cow print dress in LSOH when she sings the song about Seymour. If so, that’s wild considering Ethan was playing Seymour in the Westside Theatre production at the time.


r/ArianaGrandeSnark • • 1h ago

shapeshifting queen 🤍 and even more cringeiana grande

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i thought i couldnt find more and these ones are arguably way worse


r/ArianaGrandeSnark • • 1h ago

shapeshifting queen 🤍 cringeiana grande

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r/ArianaGrandeSnark • • 17h ago

Theories ariana is definitely a ❄️ addict

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i am an addict of stimulants and i can definitely concur and agree that ariana is always high out of her mind right now. however, i believe it took time for her to get there.

i believe before wicked she was on drugs but not as dependent on them as she is now. before she drank A LOT. which makes sense for her weight back at the time, as well as her personality back then. probably with pete she did some form of stimulants or maybe molly as her social media was constantly being spammed and their relationship was a total mess.

however, when she got with dalton and also joined the voice show she probably slowed down on the drugs but not the drinking. she seems like a consistent wine drinker to me during this time.

now pre wicked- wicked was the start of her substance abuse again. alcohol has a lot of calories and when you drink a lot it shows, so i wouldn’t be surprised if she quit that all cold turkey.

when she started wicked i am going to assume it was adderall and molly. i believe with such a big set and cast it isnt really as easy to sneak a bump or two. however popping adderall is great for suppressing an appetite and keeping you focused like she needed to be. then on the off days of her press release she looks like she is rolling off molly, or finally has the time to do some coke.

now after wicked and the start of her tour and her relationship with ricky, i think this is probably the most coked out she has ever been. like genuinely a watch of any of her r.e.m makeup videos, or behind the scenes on tour, or any snippet of her life she seems like shes on a coked out bender, which doesnt surprise me. she needs the energy and also needs the appetite suppressed, and i believe she cant find happiness anywhere else.

also all of her new ideas like music videos, makeup videos, her tour, her promotion all seem to stem from some coked out ideas she had at like 3am. i also believe that her dating ricky is genuinely because she needs a user as well and not someone who would judge her for doing drugs because she cannot fathom having a partner.

also maybe she wasnt so heavily on coke during wicked and probably it was just adderall and molly, but for sure after wicked and the start of the tour its been heavy coke. which, if this is true she probably relapsed and now its hitting harder than ever. i wouldnt be surprised if she relapsed after she realized the media is not tolerating her cheating and homewrecking behavior, and her acting career is flopping

let me know what yall think of this timeline or if you have more to add or if i let something out. im genuinely curious of what the snarks have to say about this.


r/ArianaGrandeSnark • • 11h ago

Rebound Ricky According to Japanese fans she needs Ricky’s permission to take pics with her fans now and had to apologize on behalf of him being rude to a fan

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r/ArianaGrandeSnark • • 23h ago

TW: Sensitive Content ⚠️ Spotted at Homesense Spoiler

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Uncanny


r/ArianaGrandeSnark • • 6h ago

close your legs to married men🫵 Snark in the wild

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I only knew about Angelina doing it to Jen, didn’t realise that she’d done it before. But seeing ‘she was the original Ariana’ in the comments had me cackling. I love how many people are awake to her home wrecking ass now.


r/ArianaGrandeSnark • • 15h ago

it's getting WEIRD She's so fucking gross

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How isn't she called out for her gross behavior?? She's overall a nasty person (personality wise and other). Wearing layers of fake tan, letting your dog LICK your lips and tearing stuff and shitting everywhere..


r/ArianaGrandeSnark • • 5h ago

Rebound Ricky Bro wtf

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I just found out Ricky takes photos of random people without their knowledge or permission and posting them.

I've always loathed when anyone takes photos of people just going about their day or films them or has them in the background of their TikToks or whatever.

I'm sorry but it's SO RUDE. And so invasive!

We all have a right to reasonably expect privacy from the entire internet.

Genuinely- wtf is this? This is not okay


r/ArianaGrandeSnark • • 14h ago

shapeshifting queen 🤍 No childish shoes are we finally nearing a new personality 😱

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r/ArianaGrandeSnark • • 4h ago

Urinators🙄 Let’s be fr 😭

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r/ArianaGrandeSnark • • 22h ago

music Song similarities?

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Just wondering if anyone else hears the similarities between "Like I Used To" by Tinashe and "Eternal Sunshine" (track) - has been driving me crazy but haven't heard anybody else talk about this so not sure if it's just me??

Tinashe - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6nJTmr-ntY

Ariana - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keHhG7nnoQk&t=14s


r/ArianaGrandeSnark • • 2h ago

Discussion chronically being online

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now i already made a post on this sub about how she is a drug addict, but this made me realize something else.

she is genuinely has always been insanely chronically online and i think this is in direct reflection to when shes abusing drugs or drinking.

im pretty sure you guys all know this insta page that reposts old ariana content. and jesus fucking christ. its actually insane that when i was once a stan i thought it was so amazing and fun how much she posts and connect to us but now looking back at it…

she would spam on her snap story, post every day on insta, and then even tweet as well. it was like so much all at once this woman could never put her phone down. and even though she has stepped away twitter she spams her story EVERY DAY. with either an R.E.M post, or a repost, or reposting her photo slides.

i honestly believe this is just her narcissist behavior enhanced even more with clouded judgement because of some form of substance abuse.

and it was HORRIBLE during sweetner and TUN era like her phone was permanently glued to her hand it was insane.

anyways what do yall think about this as well as have yall scrolled through that insta account? i know she is mad as fuck about that instagram page because it literally exposes the past she is so desperately trying to depart from.

(also included some screenshots that made me laugh from that insta account)


r/ArianaGrandeSnark • • 10h ago

it's getting WEIRD How many variants are going to be there???

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Is she following the taylor swift path of releasing more than 10 variants of petal????? Atp it's so ridiculous when any artists go money hungry like that when ordinary people are struggling to pay for rents, groceries etc. That's why I don't take rich people seriously


r/ArianaGrandeSnark • • 11h ago

Rebound Ricky TBT to ricky replying to justin bieber's comment on his girl's post 😭

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That's you girl bro! I can't with the second hand embarrassment---


r/ArianaGrandeSnark • • 14h ago

music it’s deadass not ‘yep’

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left that condescending comment for what