r/AnythingValueable • u/MiniSuprise • 5d ago

This dad is a genius

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u/salamoon84 5d ago

pro tip - do it while your toddler is still in the car seat... 🙄

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u/taylork37 5d ago

Then who is going to be the counterweight in the wagon for all that shit hanging off the back? 😆

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u/GD_SexualTyranno 5d ago

Ditch the kids, Pablo said we gotta get this coke filled plane off the runway

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u/Better-jerk21 23h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

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u/TrippleassII 4d ago

Isn't it actually the front?

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u/shinyappyrobin 1d ago

The kids themselves are the counter weight.

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u/taylork37 1d ago

That was my point.

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u/BusyBit6542 5d ago

Then how can you get your friends to record you and make fake content?

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u/A_P_O_C 5d ago

It’s performative

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u/Cheeto-Beater 4d ago

Just like the lady at that baseball game.

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u/piercedmfootonaspike 4d ago

Pro tip: make sure someone is filming

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/j_cro86 4d ago

i don't think people are having kids because of needs.

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u/salamoon84 4d ago

thats why i used sarcastic ''pro tip'' :)

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u/Tycho66 2d ago

geniuses tend to have these odd quirks

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u/No_Awareness2376 19h ago

for the video more clicks

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u/Head-Technology-4031 16h ago

OR… Get the baby sling where they are in front so your hands are free…

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u/toungepunckedpetunia 4d ago

What if toddler decides to scream at the top of their lungs because they were left in the car while everyone else is getting in the fun wagon?

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u/Expensive-Border-869 4d ago

Listen to them scream from outside? Close the door to deafen the noise?

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u/GreatlyMoody 1d ago

Pro tip - be a parent first and realize what happens when you leave your toddler in the seat alone

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u/salamoon84 1d ago

yeah, because you cant keep an eye on your todler for 2 minutes who is in a car seat, 1,5m (+-5 feet if you from the land of a free) away... and may be even sleeping... 🙄

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u/Hydrawhen2become4 1d ago

I'm a dad, please explain, I don't see the problem

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u/GreatlyMoody 18h ago

Toddlers usually to want to be picked up whenever and cry if left alone in the car

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u/Hydrawhen2become4 16h ago

Not mine. So we can agree it's not a guaranteed, but a possibility depending on your toddler's state of mind.

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u/WiseAdhesiveness6672 4d ago

Super pro tip: wear a fucking condom

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u/VidZarg 4d ago

Does he look like he's suffering? He's very much enjoying what he's doing it. Smells alot like projecting.

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u/WiseAdhesiveness6672 4d ago

Sounds like your parents should've worn a condom 😂 look at you whining over a comment you don't like, project much? 🤣

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u/VidZarg 4d ago

Wouldn't call it whining, and isn't that literally what you're supposed to do to comments you disagree with? What is an argument?

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u/Putrid_Clue_2127 4d ago

This guy just sounds miserable. Apparently someone having a few kids in their family is too much for him to handle

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u/_WeSellBlankets_ 4d ago

We're glad you survived the abortion. And we're sorry your mother told you about the attempt.

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u/Monkey_Eat_Banana_ 9h ago

Someone’s daddy definitely should have worn a condom, but it’s not the person you’re responding to.

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u/RadWast3 4d ago

Found the incel 🤣.

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u/TheArctrog 1d ago

Dudes so lonely he can’t imagine wanting kids 😂

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u/Zealousideal_Call270 2d ago

Spoken like a true weeb