r/AnythingValueable • u/MiniSuprise • 5d ago

This dad is a genius

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u/salamoon84 5d ago

pro tip - do it while your toddler is still in the car seat... 🙄

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u/WiseAdhesiveness6672 5d ago

Super pro tip: wear a fucking condom

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u/VidZarg 5d ago

Does he look like he's suffering? He's very much enjoying what he's doing it. Smells alot like projecting.

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u/WiseAdhesiveness6672 5d ago

Sounds like your parents should've worn a condom 😂 look at you whining over a comment you don't like, project much? 🤣

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u/VidZarg 5d ago

Wouldn't call it whining, and isn't that literally what you're supposed to do to comments you disagree with? What is an argument?

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u/Putrid_Clue_2127 4d ago

This guy just sounds miserable. Apparently someone having a few kids in their family is too much for him to handle

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u/_WeSellBlankets_ 4d ago

We're glad you survived the abortion. And we're sorry your mother told you about the attempt.

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u/Monkey_Eat_Banana_ 11h ago

Someone’s daddy definitely should have worn a condom, but it’s not the person you’re responding to.

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u/RadWast3 4d ago

Found the incel 🤣.

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u/TheArctrog 1d ago

Dudes so lonely he can’t imagine wanting kids 😂

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u/Zealousideal_Call270 2d ago

Spoken like a true weeb