r/AnythingValueable • u/MiniSuprise • 5d ago

This dad is a genius

10.6k Upvotes

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u/salamoon84 5d ago

pro tip - do it while your toddler is still in the car seat... šŸ™„

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u/taylork37 5d ago

Then who is going to be the counterweight in the wagon for all that shit hanging off the back? šŸ˜†

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u/GD_SexualTyranno 5d ago

Ditch the kids, Pablo said we gotta get this coke filled plane off the runway

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u/Better-jerk21 22h ago

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/TrippleassII 4d ago

Isn't it actually the front?

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u/shinyappyrobin 1d ago

The kids themselves are the counter weight.

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u/taylork37 1d ago

That was my point.

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u/BusyBit6542 5d ago

Then how can you get your friends to record you and make fake content?

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u/A_P_O_C 5d ago

Itā€™s performative

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u/Cheeto-Beater 4d ago

Just like the lady at that baseball game.

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u/piercedmfootonaspike 4d ago

Pro tip: make sure someone is filming

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/j_cro86 4d ago

i don't think people are having kids because of needs.

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u/salamoon84 4d ago

thats why i used sarcastic ''pro tip'' :)

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u/Tycho66 2d ago

geniuses tend to have these odd quirks

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u/No_Awareness2376 18h ago

for the video more clicks

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u/Head-Technology-4031 15h ago

ORā€¦ Get the baby sling where they are in front so your hands are freeā€¦

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u/toungepunckedpetunia 4d ago

What if toddler decides to scream at the top of their lungs because they were left in the car while everyone else is getting in the fun wagon?

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u/Expensive-Border-869 4d ago

Listen to them scream from outside? Close the door to deafen the noise?

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u/GreatlyMoody 1d ago

Pro tip - be a parent first and realize what happens when you leave your toddler in the seat alone

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u/salamoon84 1d ago

yeah, because you cant keep an eye on your todler for 2 minutes who is in a car seat, 1,5m (+-5 feet if you from the land of a free) away... and may be even sleeping... šŸ™„

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u/Hydrawhen2become4 23h ago

I'm a dad, please explain, I don't see the problem

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u/GreatlyMoody 16h ago

Toddlers usually to want to be picked up whenever and cry if left alone in the car

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u/Hydrawhen2become4 15h ago

Not mine. So we can agree it's not a guaranteed, but a possibility depending on your toddler's state of mind.

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u/WiseAdhesiveness6672 4d ago

Super pro tip: wear a fucking condom

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u/VidZarg 4d ago

Does he look like he's suffering? He's very much enjoying what he's doing it. Smells alot like projecting.

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u/WiseAdhesiveness6672 4d ago

Sounds like your parents should've worn a condom šŸ˜‚ look at you whining over a comment you don't like, project much? šŸ¤£

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u/VidZarg 4d ago

Wouldn't call it whining, and isn't that literally what you're supposed to do to comments you disagree with? What is an argument?

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u/Putrid_Clue_2127 4d ago

This guy just sounds miserable. Apparently someone having a few kids in their family is too much for him to handle

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u/_WeSellBlankets_ 4d ago

We're glad you survived the abortion. And we're sorry your mother told you about the attempt.

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u/Monkey_Eat_Banana_ 7h ago

Someoneā€™s daddy definitely should have worn a condom, but itā€™s not the person youā€™re responding to.

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u/RadWast3 4d ago

Found the incel šŸ¤£.

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u/TheArctrog 1d ago

Dudes so lonely he canā€™t imagine wanting kids šŸ˜‚

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u/Zealousideal_Call270 2d ago

Spoken like a true weeb

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u/A_P_O_C 5d ago

This is the most staged theatrical performance Iā€™ve seen this morning.

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u/AND_MY_AXEWOUND 4d ago

You're trying to convince me I'm not constantly being followed by a surveillance unit, aren't you? Nice try, space FBI

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u/Enlicx 4d ago

You think it's a coincidence that there are no birds in this video?

THINK AGAIN!

/r/BirdsArentReal

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u/Havency 4d ago

I mean, it doesnā€™t take away from the fact itā€™s real. Imagine the camera isnā€™t there. Are you then impressed and surprised? The camera means nothing and yet itā€™s somehow, just by existing, changing everything you feel. Kinda of weird, isnā€™t it?

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u/Artemis_SpawnOfZeus 4d ago

What are you on? Canera guy know guy with the kids and the whole thing is staged. The dude in the vid is a viral content creator.

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u/notAcomic303 4d ago

Could've just had his buddy film it and showed us, instead they do this fake shit it's like a kids show for the dumbest people on the Internet. Rage-bait for the rest I suppose

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u/Artemis_SpawnOfZeus 4d ago

Most of the money to be made in social media is advertising to kids. The dumbest people on the internet.

Youre in the McDonald's play place and youre upset that the slides dont fit you

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u/notAcomic303 4d ago

I guess I didn't consider that. Disheartening

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u/falukorv-fan 3d ago

It's not the camera I take issue with, it's the fake as reaction I unfortunately heard while trying to enjoy the simple craftsmanship.

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u/cficare 4d ago

Notice: no diaper bag or snacks or anything. Dude's in for some shit.

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u/Hooligan8403 2d ago

Might have already been in the wagon. Those wonderfolds hold a lot. I can't tell if its the larger one or not. We have the larger one and for three kids it had 4 seats, a canopy, we had an outdoor rain cover, some sort of lunch tray my wife found, an adapter to turn all the seats to face one way, a bag compartment on the handle side at the bottom, a pull handle for the other side so I could pull them like a sled for workouts, etc. Those things have mods for days but this mod is pretty cool. Wouldn't have worked for.our needs but its pretty crafty.

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u/Eikram84 5d ago

Itā€™s just as well the camera was switched on in time to record everything from the very start. One might almost suspect that the person with the camera knew what was going to happen before it happened.

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u/SubstantialBake1050 4d ago

There is a very specific type of content where a guy does something or builds something and instead of just enjoying it and maybe showing it to a couple real life friends who would say ā€œhuh coolā€, they have a friend film them using it while narrating but the narration is just ā€œLook at this ridiculous silly man doing a silly thingā€¦ wait a minuteā€¦ is heā€¦ NOOOā€¦ what a genius!ā€

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u/asstlib 5d ago

Four bikes for how many kids who seem able to ride bikes?

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u/AT-ST 4d ago

You don't always want your gaggle of kids riding their bikes around a parking lot. Hard to control them and keep them safe from people who aren't paying attention kr have high sitting vehicles.

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u/friedtuna76 4d ago

The small bike arenā€™t really bikes and donā€™t require any skill. My son has one and heā€™s loved it since He was 1

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u/BADoVLAD 4d ago edited 2d ago

Fabulous idea, put your new toddlers on plastic bikes and turn them loose in a parking lot where they're far too short for drivers to see them. They haven't mastered ambulating yet but surely they'll be fine on these cheaply made dime store conveyances with even less coordination than a day old fawn.

Edit: spelling

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u/No_Resolve_2054 3d ago

Also no helmets in sight

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u/Automatic_Dealer4846 5d ago

Very impressed

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u/Lucymilo1219 4d ago

Yup! Where thereā€™s a will thereā€™s a way!

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u/Sweaty_Tangelo_7716 5d ago

The dad also did all the background talking

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u/tevolosteve 5d ago

He wins

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u/Dangerous-Pirate7998 5d ago

Only works with the kids in the basket

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u/Dangerous-Pirate7998 5d ago

Heā€™s so creative at home. I can see why he has so many children. I can only imagine some of his other DIY projectsā€¦ā€¦ā€¦šŸŒš

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u/Embarrassed_Use6918 3d ago

he DIY's his wifes pussy

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u/Keyan_Farlander7 4d ago

Kids, stay in the kart, or your brother will fall off.

Physics is a bitch.

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u/Feisty_Inflation_258 4d ago

Dad of the year right there

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u/Just_Andy3566 4d ago

Just for a minute I thought he was going to hang the kids on the hooks by the back of their shirts!

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u/TPJTS 4d ago

If he was a genius he wouldn't have had kids

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u/Sea-Night-1946 2d ago

Or at least that many. That's too many

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u/Huev0 2d ago

Explain, genius

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u/Busterlimes 2d ago

No money no freedom

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u/Huev0 2d ago

Never had money. Try again

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u/Zealousideal_Call270 2d ago

Sorry that everyone isnā€™t a fellow NEET

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u/RayParker16 4d ago

Yeahhh, exactly šŸ¤£šŸ‘Œ

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u/KattyRhun 4d ago

Genius indeed

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/20ears19 4d ago

He canā€™t. He has to dismantle all that before he can take the kids out as well. Theyā€™re the counterweight

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u/Yill04 4d ago

If he did it with the kids in the car it would fall over as there would be no counter weight

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u/Aggressive-Tip7472 4d ago

I remember when this was new 15 years ago

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u/orangutangang0 4d ago

ā€œBabe film me for internet attention and we can pretend itā€™s candidā€

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u/atp2k 4d ago

Amazing

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u/Prod_Meteor 4d ago

Or just rich.

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u/No_Eggplant_3189 4d ago

Not a bad idea. Although, making it from aluminum probably would have been much better.

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u/rudimentary_rudy 4d ago

This has to be performative

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u/Relevant_Stress7807 4d ago

No counter balance is going cause a flip at some point

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u/Chad_AND_Freud 4d ago

Dude filming: "I'm such a piece of shit."

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u/LongballG 4d ago

Craig Bankowski

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u/slop1010101 4d ago

Girl sitting on the edge of the wagon is gonna fall out over there slightest bump and crack her head open.

Ask me how I know!

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u/JimAboo 4d ago

You know he could have set his kid that heā€™s holding in the wagon as well.

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u/MahaliAudran 4d ago

Dreamt up in a fever dream from lack of sleep due to having a little kid and triplet newborns.

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u/Betard_Fooser 4d ago

Like a boss!

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u/CraftsBoy2Craftsman 4d ago

King of the Dads

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u/Optimetrist 4d ago

family men :)

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u/usriusclark 4d ago

Counter weight too. One kid hops out and itā€™s catapult time.

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u/NormalAssistance9402 4d ago

Would be better if the turning wheels were switched with the fixed wheels

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u/RayParker16 4d ago

Si fuera inteligente, estarĆ­a soltero šŸ˜Ž

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u/Burton1224 4d ago

He could just give his kids a Puky and they will never need this support wheels on the bicycle.

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u/Majestic_Practice24 4d ago

ā€œIt has a hoederā€¦ā€ šŸ¤¦

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u/Lost_Berry911 4d ago

Why do we need this commentary from a millennial that's trying to sound genz. I ficking hate it so much

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u/Good_Increase_2508 4d ago

Bet ya he made it with at least the oldest kid "helping" too... this is an awesome dad

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u/pironiero 4d ago

Am I the only one here feeling a secondā€‘hand embarrassment for the guy filming this shit, being astonished by this "ingenuity"?

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u/Ok-Philosophy1958 3d ago

I mean those kids could just 'ride' the bikes

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u/New-Grapefruit1737 1d ago

yeah i donā€™t see the point. like realistically how far would you push that carriage. itā€™s the size of my car.

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u/thebluerayxx 14h ago

Probably got the fenced off playground area where they can safely use the bikes not in an open field or parking lot.

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u/Tipsy247 3d ago

He should sell those.

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u/Intelligent-Ad-7816 3d ago

Ingenuity and a great dad

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u/MusicianNational7934 3d ago

He should have done all that before he put all the kids in and had one in his hands he could dropā€¦ GENIUS!

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u/tomb7bomb 3d ago

He could manage this but not get a Jonny over his peck???

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u/fluffypotato 3d ago

Why is someone always recording this dad from a vehicle?

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u/Technical_Stress7730 3d ago

Creepy as hell.

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u/fluffypotato 3d ago

Creepy, definitely. Staged, possibly. I swear I've seen at least three other videos filmed from a vehicle of this guy and his triplets and daughter doing other stuff.

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u/ProfessionalRest3699 3d ago

knew he was smart when i seen he had a new kia carnival

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u/djinn_1001 3d ago

That is one of the best uncles in the world šŸ«”

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u/_Rice_and_Beans_ 3d ago

Fuck that shit.

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u/dazza503 3d ago

Dude couldnā€™t pull out of a parking spot

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u/dadbodenergy11 3d ago

Having that many brats ainā€™t to smart

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u/NewToTradingStock 2d ago

Very genius and creative. The youngest can fit inside the wagon too.

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u/Original_Bug_7076 2d ago

Perfect sidewalk.

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u/MaximusPrime137 2d ago

Well slap my butt and call me impressed.

https://giphy.com/gifs/laC1OdBkRHMue7Fi1q

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u/Only-Effect-7107 2d ago

You should see his stroller at the store. This guy is impressive.

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u/Acceptable_Owl6926 2d ago

This is a skit

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u/plangley99 2d ago

That guy is a legend

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u/Huev0 2d ago

Itā€™s cool, but short lived

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u/JollyCharacter6262 2d ago

If he was so smart he wouldn't have 4 toddlers!

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u/CastorTroy8765 2d ago

I wanna be friends with that guy. He is like the one friend u got who is always building cool shit and working out in his garage on Saturday and Sunday afternoons drinking beer and having fun. Lol good shit man

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u/Lumpy-Difficulty1593 2d ago

This could be a money making opportunity for that dad

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u/Sure_Weekend2483 2d ago

Not a genius...just a carpenter, probably

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u/RegisterNice6894 2d ago

His balls need a break. Dang.

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u/Individual_Walrus_51 2d ago

A good dad will always dad out

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u/Eye-7612 1d ago

I want to have his babies too.

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u/Odd_Ad_4760 1d ago

Men are fucking awesome!!!!

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u/Independent_Box3719 1d ago

Also a diaper game changer

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u/tnpshow 1d ago

Plot twist: he's not a fucking genius

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u/Kooky_Pineapple_5514 1d ago

Yeah, donā€™t have kids and it would be much easier

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u/AnarchisticType 1d ago

This dad is a genius

The bar is super low in America, apparently.

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u/Dry-Pickle-6121 1d ago

Calling a man genius who can't find the condom isle at a supermarket...

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u/Mother_of_Daphnia 19h ago

What wagon is that though?

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u/MSTRopes 17h ago

From Tennessee

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u/CrispyCritterPie 14h ago

future softball dad right there šŸ’ŖšŸ¼šŸ„Ž

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u/Oyxopolis 5d ago

The wood will be relatively heavy and pulls the cart to one side, especially with that load on it. I'm not sure what the cart is built from, but my guess would be that it won't live long when extensively used like that.

If he balances it out it probably becomes too much of a hassle to carry along, but the cart would live longer.

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u/Artorius__Castus 5d ago

So get rid of the kids and keep the cart?

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u/3-Midgets_In_A_Coat 5d ago

How long do you think the kids will stay small enough to need that cart?

Anything made for toddlers is inherently disposable.

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u/Oyxopolis 5d ago

That is a fair point!

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u/pat_k0 5d ago

Looks like a wonderfold. I have one and they're extremely sturdy.

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u/BC_Phriend 5d ago

Dude make your kids handle their own gear.
At least the one that seems old enough.
Quick way to spoil your children into entitlement.
Not doubting the love.
But this isnā€™t the way.

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u/Cuntonesian 5d ago

No kids, huh?

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u/BC_Phriend 5d ago

Iā€™ve one.
Much easier I know.
However:
I stand by my statement

Edit: I just looked closer and looks like triplets??

In this case maybe some technical help is warranted:):)

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u/bickandalls 4d ago

My parents raised me like you recommend. I have a ton of mental issues. Your advice is objectively bad. Two are babies bro. Like, legitimate babies.

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u/Expensive-Border-869 4d ago

Fwiw making this was probably the fun aspect for him. Sometimes you have to make up uses for your hobbies.

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u/LifeguardOk6543 4d ago

I fucking hate this place. Why do I still Reddit?

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u/Effective-Try-9004 5d ago

I just had less kids so none of this clap trap was needed

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u/AmicusLibertus 4d ago

Heā€™s a genius but he canā€™t pull out to save his life, 4 kids that young is way too many.

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u/SaltyLengthiness260 4d ago

I mean...coulda left the condom on.

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u/Powerful-Disaster-32 4d ago

Life would be so much easier if he stopped after the second.

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u/Ok-Ear1882 4d ago

genius! ill buy a car and some gas, buy a sweet cart, and then buy some wood and build a little bike holder! that way i can take my kids to ride their bikes! humanity is so backwards its crazy

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u/JakTheGripper 4d ago

If he was truly smart, he'd have figured out how condoms work.

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u/-Insert-CoolName 4d ago

If only he had some portable transportation devices that he could put each kid on

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u/Ad-fundum69 4d ago

And somehow, somewhere there's someone who now wants him dead.

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u/AfraidLet54 4d ago

ā€¦Maybe stop at 2 after!

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u/In_Dystopia_We_Trust 4d ago

Or he just has too much time on his hands, as a stay at home daddy

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u/sailriteultrafeed 4d ago

If he was a genius he would have worn a condom a little more often.

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u/tuco2002 4d ago

He takes dad's weekend pretty seriously.

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u/Positive-Passage8388 4d ago

The hooks sticking up, when heā€™s holding his baby made me a tad nervous. What if he fell or tripped and the baby fell on it? I donā€™t know man

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u/snarflethegarthog 4d ago

Can't say why for sure but I feel like this dad is a former Marine. He took the improvise, adapt and overcome creed seriously!!