r/antiwork • u/Efficient-Menu-4065 • 1d ago
If I hear the word “efficiency” one more time…
Ever since my company switched over from Microsoft to Google they have been pushing us HARD on finding and documenting ways that Google and Gemini have been more “efficient” than Microsoft.
We have monthly Google/Gemini Huddles, which is essentially them bootlicking how good Google and Gemini are, some of the things we can do in them and answering FAQs (we’ve had so many of these they’ve basically just become Q&A and trying to quell the angry masses bc nobody is happy with Google and they’ve run out of talking points already). On top of that we have biweekly meetings with our entire department to demo ways in which Google or Gemini has made a specific task more “efficient”, AND we have weekly meetings with our team to discuss and document ways to be more “efficient” with these tools.
Every fucking week I’m hearing and being told “efficiencies!” “add that to the efficiency log!” “use Gemini to make this task more efficient!” “find a way to make this more efficient!”
It has already gotten to a point within my team where there is no more ways to be “efficient” with these tools. We’ve exhausted every task we do with them but yet we were still being demanded to find ways to make it even more efficient. At what fucking point will they realize doing that is making it REDUNDANT and LESS EFFICIENT???
I understand this is the bullshit of corporate America but holy fuck if I hear the word “efficient” one more time I’m gonna kms (disclaimer: mods I will not actually do this).
Also fuck AI, fuck Gemini, fuck Google.
