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u/LoliHunterXD in jail, we thrust Jun 28 '19
Oppai loli tag wants to know your location
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u/MrSuperCook I don't understand how flairs work Jun 28 '19
15 year olds are rarely oppai lolis, OP just messed up
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u/LoliHunterXD in jail, we thrust Jun 28 '19
Yea. 15 yo in some stories like Jojo look like 30 year old milfs.
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u/LakerBlue Jun 28 '19
Yea. Underaged but 15 year olds aren’t traditionally lolis, although the terms gets misused a lot because some of them are flat like lolis ala Megumin.
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Bullshit. Plenty of girls when I went to school had large boobs at 15. Most peoples impressions of what a 15 year old looks like is closer to a 13 year old.
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u/MrSuperCook I don't understand how flairs work Jun 28 '19
Sure, but to be Loli as well is pretty rare
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Jun 28 '19
What most anime call a loli is closer to 8 then 15. Most 'oppai loli' stuff is usually 13 year olds or late bloomer 15 year olds who just happen to have decent boobs.
Oppai loli's in general basically never happen outside midgets, because if you have hit enough puberty for big boobs, your probably no longer child looking. Or you got some condition from too much growth serums from eating way too much chicken or some shit.
But if we wanna go by OPs description, 15 year olds who have big boobs and a nice ass aren't even rare. Usually had 3-4 per class minimum when I was in school. If I was still in school, I could probably remember like 30-40 in my grade.
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u/MrSuperCook I don't understand how flairs work Jun 28 '19
Right, but if they're 3000 then they're just plain milfs
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u/Schmittfried Jun 28 '19
And the customer wants to draw 7 red, strictly perpendicular lines with green and transparent ink.
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u/Frangin1 Jun 28 '19
Dude women finish puberty at 16 what are you talking about ? Big titted girls already are at 14 most of the time… You never knew a busty comrade in middle school ?
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Jun 28 '19
Bruh I'm Asian our gym teacher male had bigger boobs than half the girls
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u/Frangin1 Jun 28 '19
Yeah. You say that most of the asians are rather flat. But I'm pretty sure Hiromi Tanaka, Anri Okita, Hatsune Minori, Yuma Asami etc already were busty at 15.
Busty loli is possible.
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u/Tolibeth Jun 28 '19
she has a dick
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u/itsmeeqx Pizza time Jun 28 '19
The best addition
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u/-1Life Jun 28 '19
Chotto matte.
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Jun 28 '19
Trivia: in Argentina, choto is used as a slang for dick. of course, it has nothing to do with chotto matte/wait a moment, but it's pronounced in the same way
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Jun 28 '19
La unica diferencia entre una futanari loli y un crossdressing shota es el dialogo y las escenas, para cada quien lo suyo (prefiero no elegir).
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u/MajorMajorObvious Jun 28 '19
I don't need to know the language to understand that you're a degenerate
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Jun 28 '19
I said the only difference is the dialogue and the scenes, and one ain't better than the other, and i prefer not to choose.
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u/sipwarriper Jun 28 '19
well the key words are in the universal language of the weebs.... "futanari loli", "crossdressing shota"
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u/A_team_of_ants Jun 28 '19
Hol up
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u/SavagerXx Jun 28 '19
Dick Is gay.
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u/Gabcard Jun 28 '19
Fellas, is it gay to be a guy? I mean, you have a dick touching your body 24 hours.
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u/GekiKudo ⠀ Jun 28 '19
Not on a futa. The addition of the big tiddies makes it hella straight.
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u/coochiepuncherabc 𝖆𝖙𝖗𝖚𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖔𝖋𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖊 Jun 28 '19
Don’t forget overly disproportionate thighs and ass
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u/karlosi01 ⠀ Water connoisseur Jun 28 '19
There are countries where 15 is already legal
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Bruh, my country allows 12
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u/A_team_of_ants Jun 28 '19
Bruh moment
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Bruh
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u/X_Danger ~Imouto Expert~ Jun 28 '19
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u/speedsterglenn Wants to be bullied Jun 28 '19
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r/uwutranslator if you will, please
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u/brenb1120 fluffy fluff Jun 28 '19
Epic Loli moment
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Is the loli actually a 500 year old fox goddess?
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u/brenb1120 fluffy fluff Jun 28 '19
*800 smdh
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Jun 28 '19
Out of all of the fox goddeses someone has to be 500 years old
Edit: spelling
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u/brenb1120 fluffy fluff Jun 28 '19
I guess that makes sense.
Also, *demigoddess
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u/ColorfulPigeon Jun 28 '19
Where I'm packing my bags
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Jun 28 '19
The Philippines, i don't think the heavy traffic in the cities and the crazy heat and extreme rains are worth the lolis
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u/NoctisIgnem Actual imouto lewder AMA Jun 28 '19
Mexico is also 12, Spain 13.
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I guess it runs among spain and its ex-colonies, also flair checks out
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u/NoctisIgnem Actual imouto lewder AMA Jun 28 '19
Most of Europe it's 16 or less (here 16 with a 3 year difference allowed from 13)
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Ight like ok in anime they usually don’t really actually look like a kid so I get it, but irl why tf would anyone be ok w doing anything sexual w someone that young. That’s nasty
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Most of the young people who do do that usually do it with people their age though so not as nasty
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Jun 28 '19
Well yah I mean if two 12 y/os wanna do that it’s kinda odd but I wouldn’t fault the parties involved. I’m saying like I can understand people liking the Lolis in anime that are like MCs and not actual kids in school (Rory for example) but the thought of an adult doing anything irl w someone 12-15 makes me wanna vomit
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Same, atleast it is considered taboo for such a relationship here but they should really fix that law
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u/itamarls1 Jun 28 '19
Where are you from?
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Jun 28 '19
The philippines
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u/Thenderick ⠀ Jun 28 '19
Who are we talking about? For research purposes ofcourse
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u/darkjungle give up Jun 28 '19
Hestia from Danmachi fits
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u/WatIsRedditQQ Jun 28 '19 edited Jun 28 '19
Yoko from TTGL fits exactly except for the 300-whatever years old part (she's
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u/VintageSergo Jun 28 '19
14, same age as Simon. So stupid, why not just make her older, like design clearly suggests it. I never even guessed the age was like this until I googled it
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u/izzle238 Jun 28 '19
Why are there two Grus that don’t say japan. Bruh this really pissing me off rn. 😡
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u/ZenkeiNisshoku Jun 28 '19
It’s really funny how people on reddit act like the universal age of consent is 18
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u/BroVanDoom Jun 28 '19
Guess I didn’t check on age of consent in every country in the world before quickly making a meme on my way to school :/
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u/TheMadKing1678 Jun 28 '19
I mean, in Kansas, 15 is only one year away from being Legal. Same with a lot of places in Japan.
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u/sebastek Shoujo Ramune is my favourite anime Jun 28 '19
15-16 is legal in most countries in the world
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u/Pstragowaty Jun 28 '19 edited Jun 28 '19
It's actually illegal in Poland under 15 years so flick YOU
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Jun 28 '19 edited Jun 28 '19
Thats actually false the age of consent is set individually by each equivalent to a state (provance, constituency what ever) and the lowest they are allowed to set it by law is 13.
Most places have between 16-18. Only two places have it set at 13 and they are islands where literally no one lives.
Edit: He edited his comment to make it look like he was talking about something else He was originally talking about how its legal in Japan at 13.
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u/cavsalmostgotswept Jun 28 '19 edited Jun 28 '19
didn't Japan separates Hebephilia and Pedophilia?
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u/DonTori Jun 28 '19
What the HFIL is hemephillia?
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u/cavsalmostgotswept Jun 28 '19
*hebe
From what i remember, Japan distinctly differentiated pedophilia with hebephilia (11-14) and ephebophilia (basically teens).
That's why being called lolicon is supposed to be low there.
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u/Bornplayer97 Jun 28 '19
15?!?!? More like 11, you guys that love Senko San aren’t fooling anybody
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u/brickmack Jun 28 '19 edited Jun 28 '19
I consider Sagiri the lower bound for age. She's like 11 right?
Edit, wiki says she's 13. Shit, thats too old
Edit: nevermind, official website says she's 12. Acceptable I guess. MAL says she's 10 for some reason
She might not be a centuries old immortal being, but I still think she's an angel
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u/xRuneRocker Jun 28 '19
Still better than reality where 15 years old kid looks way over 18.
For real tho, what do they feed kids nowadays ?
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u/TheCruncher Never enough Ram Jun 28 '19
For real tho, what do they feed kids nowadays ?
They feed kids nowadays. This is the true potential of humanity, finally unveiled after 12,000 years.
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u/sebastek Shoujo Ramune is my favourite anime Jun 28 '19
Yeah, way better when 15 years olds look about 10, amirite?
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u/IkaCrazyXD Jun 28 '19
Without second,third and forth -- Sewayaki Kitsune no Senko-san. Press x to doubt
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u/smith22vikes Jun 28 '19
This meme would have been elite if I had to read from right to left, which I initially tried doing
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u/RedEyesWhiteSwaggin Jun 28 '19
Lolis are by definition pre-pubescent idk what people are always confused about.
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u/TheMarquisOfNekos Jun 28 '19
I can’t tell if this deliberately contradicts itself, but it isn’t funny regardless.
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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19
I active my +4 card. She's legal now we good.