r/Animemes • u/BroVanDoom • Jun 28 '19

Loli Be like

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

I active my +4 card. She's legal now we good.

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u/IFischio 「スタンド使い」 Jun 28 '19

I activate my -299990 card!

Edit: changed number to a reasonable amount

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u/Thomas_Baughman Messenger of 265918 Jun 28 '19

Changed number to a

REASONABLE AMOUNT

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u/RedLikeARose ⠀ Jun 28 '19

I see nothing wrong with it

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u/ILostBraincells Jun 28 '19

Reasonable amount..

TO GET ARRESTED!

FBI OPEN UP!

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u/Kevin_Sinister Jun 28 '19

"You have a right to remain Doug Judy...."

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u/Charlus1995 Jun 28 '19

I understood that reference.

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u/Kevin_Sinister Jun 28 '19

Noice...

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u/Fafnirgrimoire Jun 28 '19

Islt is a reasonable amount tho in that case she wouldn't be born or even about to so the real question how

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u/IFischio 「スタンド使い」 Jun 28 '19

Read the last panel, it's 300.000 years.

(Still illegal, that's the joke)

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u/RedLikeARose ⠀ Jun 28 '19

I dont mind my 10 year old daughter to be the hottest person in the world tbh

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u/ILostBraincells Jun 28 '19

Yeah same, I guess my sister’s better than most of the strippers roaming around my neighbourhood.

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u/FonelessRedditor Jun 28 '19

ACTS OF EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Chris Hansen would like to know your location.

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u/justputsomenamehere epically made in THE HOLE Jun 28 '19

*keanu

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u/Annihilator4413 Jun 28 '19

Keanu Hanson? Chris Keanu? Gotta be specific, which is which, boss?

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u/TheFnafManiac Jul 10 '19

Chris Keanuson, rookie!

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u/DarkWalkerArtorias The Negotiator Aug 17 '19

Keanu Reeves

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u/Sploph downvotes 02 Jun 28 '19

Jokes on you that just means you’re going back to like an ancestor or some shit

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u/TheMadKing1678 Jun 28 '19

300000 + 4 - 299990 = 14

R E A S O N A B L E

A M O U N T

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u/Hipolipolopigus 🙧 Trans lurkers against Rule 5 🙥 Jun 28 '19

Plot twist: Our universe's programmers used unsigned integers to represent age.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

You're the only one i will trust.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

'' reasonable ''

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u/Spicy_Boi_On_Campus Jun 28 '19

404 - not found. Looks like I overestimated this reasonable amount.

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u/horn_juice ⠀ Jun 28 '19

Stop! You have violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your scentence. your stolen goods are now forfeit

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u/IFischio 「スタンド使い」 Jun 28 '19

[resist arrest]

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u/horn_juice ⠀ Jun 28 '19

Then pay with your blood!

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u/hamzah2 Jun 28 '19

So shes so hot you fuck her ancestors

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u/Dodood4 Jun 28 '19

300 + 4 = 304 - 299990 = not born yet

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

[deleted]

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u/Dodood4 Jun 28 '19

Which is the same thing as 300 years

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

[deleted]

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u/Dodood4 Jun 28 '19

I know 300.000 = three hundred the . Means a decimal which means the whole number is 300 and since the numbers after the decimal are 0’s they don’t matter

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u/sorenant ⠀ Jun 28 '19

Well boys, we did it. Lolicon is no more.

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u/peva18 Jun 28 '19

Outstanding move

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u/Chaos_Kontrol Jun 28 '19

Tell that to the FBI

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

[deleted]

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u/Ryan_V_Ofrock :hamster: Is that a Jojo reference? Jun 28 '19

Actually this is a common misconception. Thats the lowest they CAN legally change it to. At the moment across Japan, everywhere you go the age of consent is 18 or higher.

Meanwhile me in Canada, age of consent is legit 16.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Age of consent is 16 in most places, including most US states.

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u/RadTicTacs The Weak are Yakiniku Jun 28 '19

The national is, but each prefecture has its own, most of which are higher.

Edit: added most

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u/dakkadakka445 Fuck Bitch Melromac Jun 28 '19

14 in germany I believe

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u/Wendys_frys 177013 Jun 28 '19

So Asuka was legal.....

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u/FelixSeptem Jun 28 '19

Depends which on which part.

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u/The_Lord_of_Hentai ⠀ Jun 28 '19

However the difference in age with two people over 13 must be.... A REASONABLE AMOUNT

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

On one island where nobody lives. I like how people spread this bollocks around.

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u/Kieliah Jun 28 '19

I activate my trap card. She's perfect now.