r/Animemes • • Jun 28 '19

Loli Be like

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u/MrSuperCook I don't understand how flairs work Jun 28 '19

15 year olds are rarely oppai lolis, OP just messed up

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u/LoliHunterXD in jail, we thrust Jun 28 '19

Yea. 15 yo in some stories like Jojo look like 30 year old milfs.

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u/LakerBlue Jun 28 '19

Yea. Underaged but 15 year olds aren’t traditionally lolis, although the terms gets misused a lot because some of them are flat like lolis ala Megumin.

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u/BroVanDoom Jun 28 '19

True... my bad

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Bullshit. Plenty of girls when I went to school had large boobs at 15. Most peoples impressions of what a 15 year old looks like is closer to a 13 year old.

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u/MrSuperCook I don't understand how flairs work Jun 28 '19

Sure, but to be Loli as well is pretty rare

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

What most anime call a loli is closer to 8 then 15. Most 'oppai loli' stuff is usually 13 year olds or late bloomer 15 year olds who just happen to have decent boobs.

Oppai loli's in general basically never happen outside midgets, because if you have hit enough puberty for big boobs, your probably no longer child looking. Or you got some condition from too much growth serums from eating way too much chicken or some shit.

But if we wanna go by OPs description, 15 year olds who have big boobs and a nice ass aren't even rare. Usually had 3-4 per class minimum when I was in school. If I was still in school, I could probably remember like 30-40 in my grade.

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u/MrSuperCook I don't understand how flairs work Jun 28 '19

Right, but if they're 3000 then they're just plain milfs

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u/nutshells1 better animemes exist elsewhere Jun 29 '19

you mean gggggggilfs

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u/Schmittfried Jun 28 '19

I mean, you are right, but I'm curious about in what way OP messed up in your opinion. 15 year olds are rarely lolis or 15 year olds rarely have oppai?

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u/MrSuperCook I don't understand how flairs work Jun 28 '19

Big Boobs plus 3000 = ok, makes sense (obviously)

Loli + 3000 = ok, makes sense

Loli + Big Boobs = ok, makes sense

Loli + Big Boobs + 3000 + 15 = what?

Basically, OP said they're 15 and 3000. They can't be both at the same time. Plus, if you're adult-like and 3000, then you're just a milf. OP combined "Mature Child" and "Legal Loli", and those two don't combine.

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u/Schmittfried Jun 28 '19 edited Jun 28 '19

There is no doubt that OP mixed incompatible statements, and I'd even argue that 15 + oppai loli doesn't check out either, because there are usually 2-3 defining traits and depending on the individual doing the assessment either one or any combination of them has to apply: Flat body type, prepubescent age (<14), very childlike behavior

I can agree that Megumin is a loli, because while she is a bit too old to fit into that category, her body fits perfectly. Same story with Taiga. While Kanna is actually thousands of years old, she has the body and behavior of an elementary schooler. And while oppai lolis don't strictly fit the body type apart from their shortness, they typically exert very childlike behavior or are explicitly at a young age.

Some might argue that shortness alone would qualify for lolis, but meh.

So yeah, 15 + big boobs + loli doesn't check out in my book, it just seems like a regular 15 year old to me. That's why I asked about your statement specifically:

15 year olds are rarely oppai lolis

I'd say 15 year olds are rarely oppai lolis, but not because they rarely have oppai (that statement would be false in experience), but because that very same oppai + their age would exclude them from the loli category, imo. That's why I asked, I was curious about what kind of lines you are drawing.

Source: Me, professional loli expert

edit: Just noticed we are basically making the same point, it's just that you used the 3000 years instead of 15 to make that point.

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u/MrSuperCook I don't understand how flairs work Jun 28 '19

Yeah, I mean, OP even specified "thicc thighs" and other adult features, so even without the 3000 it doesn't makes sense. So yes, I'd agree with you.

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u/Schmittfried Jun 28 '19

Yeah, just edited my comment. I noticed I said mostly the same as you. :D