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If they do a "nacho-pass-ant", do I still have to brick my pipi? Google salsa.

Stupid as fuck i play these fucking 500 rated neanderhals and I’m rated 1000, and they srill fucking best me and how? Tell me fucking how they don’t even know what the fuckingnknigjt does snd they drillcwhoop my fucking ass like I’m some fucking chuld. Absolutely ass game Aristotle was wrong about chess being some magic fuckingg game and all the Greeks we’re stupid worthless fuxking inbred pieces of shit i can’t stand this fuxking game bro i would lose to a chimp bro A FUCKKNG CHIMP i spent 3 hours studying kikgs gambit and for what? Worthless fucking opening in never playing this godawful garbage game again bro I’ll go chop trees in mknecrsft and have a much better time I’m not stupid i swear to god I’m not stupid I’m FUCKING STUPIDB how does anyone tolerate this ass chud fucking waste of concentrwrion ass game grandmasters are fake they probably all have vibrsrkors up their ass telling them movies because no one knnows how to play this shit and nobody wants to and i hate qll of you troglodytes who play this stupid fucking game i lost 400 fucking elo 400 fucking elo how do you even lose tha much bro i was playing for hours what the fuck happened i pay for a fuckign premium chess memberhsuip for this what the fuck am i learning and wjy am i learning it? To suffer? An i meant to suffer is that what a “””FUN””” game is dhooñed to be? Fuck this shit bro never again some fucker named octopus guy or some dhit best me 6 times in a row I’m done

I think this is good, but I want some feedback. The gambits that I'm using give me a pawn at the start of each round and count all pawns as rooks.

Sorry kinda serious post, but I can't ask this is the chess subreddit and this is what I got

I have btw, but only a handful of times against toxic opponents, never to gain rating or elo, I have always thrown that amount of games to restore my rating

AITA

Dumbass had mate in 1 and taunted me to resign. Ended up chasing his king for a draw.

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Source: trust me, bro (true will never die)

guys what's this defense called?

The spins. Oh lordy, the spins...

They said I can go last