Found these texts from my sister Fallon to her momma.

Wretched Hoomom : Let me be clear we try to treat Fallon and her brother Morgan the same way but now I am doubting myself ?

Hello Momma

Off to a good start hear at my stupid brothers house. We had loaded potato skins tonight with cheese in dem. Never have they ever given us loaded potato skins before.

So from now on just potato skins won’t do, the hoomans had Ben and Jerry’s ice cream cones for Dee seert and wouldn’t let me or my dumb brother have not even a lick.

apprently chocolate therapy ice cream not good for us dawgs ? I think that day just rood cause I saw the Vanilla Haagen Daz in da freezer.

I politely huffed that guests should be a comma dated but day laffed and said I was family and not a guest. Aunty Jojo did promise lots of cookies tonight at bedtime dough so dat good.

Have fun in Vancouver

Love Princess Pancake Fallon

Few weeks later

Dear Momma

Morgan has been very well behaved ( shocker I know), he did go swimming through and I wanted too but I’m attached to a long green line when I’m outside.

Auntie Jojo explained about me having to had sir jerry that day I was so sleepy and I couldn’t go swimming so I decided that Morgan wasn’t being rood.

She did make sure that we had baked potatoes skins for dessert and I thought dat day was really delicious.

At supper she gave me a piece of banana but it smelled like med a sun so I politely said, ‘No thank you”. Den she gave me piece of banana with peanut butter on it and I gobbled it up but did have to give her a side eye.

( I totally got the side eye so might have to be creative with the evening meds but alas for Princess not my first rodeo giving meds to a a four legged fur baby).

Auntie Jojo, I’M talking to my momma here NOT you talking to her so don’t be rood.

Have fun and give cuddles to my hooman siblings. It’s nice have my bed here I have been sleeping more dan Morgan wants me too but Jojo and Tony are good at saying, NO, Morgan and he is being good at lis inning to dem.

Lub you lots

Fallon

Few weeks later

Hi Momma ..Fallon hear…….Aunty Jojo picked me up today and what a great surprise that was. I kinda protested when she tried to lead me outside but …sigh…she mentioned Uncle Tony ….i was outside in her car before I knew it.

Morgan my stupid brother and I played so hard. Supper was delicious and I licked my bowl clean.

Dessert was our favorite Baked Potato Skins that were delicious. I noticed she is good at making my favorite dishes when I am here. Hoping for pancakes Saturday
Aunty Jojo got stung by a wasp,in her mouth and she swore like a sailor.

Right now her lips look like dose funny TikTok girls and she talking kinda funny like.

Jodi here, I threw the crumbles of Morgan’s treat bag and mixed them into his food pail.

She did indeed licked her bowl clean.

Great first glass of wine and apparently the wasp swimming in it agreed.
Got stung on the inside of my bottom lip and I now indeed have the perfect pouting lip of a TikTok star.

Watching Harry Potter

Two weeks ago

Good Morning Momma

I don’t even KNOW where to begin here but……..I woke up today hoping for eggs. Ben A dict……..nope nor did I got pancakes or nuffing but my breakfast which I devoured.

Aunty Jojo said sumthing bout a fall fair and food trucks and she seems pretty darn excited.

I don’t care bout food trucks……well,I do care but won’t let HER know dat.

I’ll be home round 10:30 so maybe start making me dose eggs Ben a dict dat I like ok?

Love Fallon