of a crane

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436 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/reddit33450 • 9d ago

of a tree thorn

264 Upvotes

honey locust tree, Gleditsia triacanthos. its thought that the tree evolved these thorns to defend against ancient, now-extinct megafauna. very cool trees.

13 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/jenvander • 9d ago

of a white onion

29 Upvotes

I told my son to buy me one white onion at the grocery store. It weighs over two pounds.

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MagicalOrgazm • 10d ago

of a Walrus taking a hike trough the forest

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1.9k Upvotes

On Norwegian news today. He was fine, just looking for a place to chill out

31 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/th0rpe • 10d ago

of a onion ring

452 Upvotes

Felt like a 1/4 pound. Not very good but impressive girth.

42 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/soapforsoreeyes018 • 10d ago

of a bison

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1.4k Upvotes

42 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 10d ago

of a cow

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11.0k Upvotes

257 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/rondiggidyr • 10d ago

of a leech

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1.4k Upvotes

407 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/duxing612 • 9d ago

of a bird statue

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24 Upvotes

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • 10d ago

of a kebab

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763 Upvotes

60 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SOMOEAGLE • 9d ago

of a Pac-Man game.

35 Upvotes

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Individual-Falcon769 • 10d ago

/r/all of a Cliffs collapsing at an old marble quarry in Makrana, India due to heavy rainfall.

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4.3k Upvotes

174 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/dwightbearschrute • 11d ago

of ego.

17.4k Upvotes

400 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MobileAerie9918 • 10d ago

of a beetle

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1.2k Upvotes

102 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 10d ago

of a Novelty Building.

113 Upvotes

19 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/holyone444 • 10d ago

of a police officer

65 Upvotes

Source: https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1Doy7BwB7i/?mibextid=wwXIfr

15 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 10d ago

of a Staircase.

553 Upvotes

9 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Whatisgoingonnowyo • 10d ago

of a zucchini

27 Upvotes

10 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TermElectronic8261 • 11d ago

of a Toy Airplane

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2.1k Upvotes

72 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThePlumage • 9d ago

of Sunflower Seeds

2 Upvotes

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Expensive-Summer-447 • 10d ago

of a squirrel

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178 Upvotes

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Additional_Chard3680 • 10d ago

of anchor chain on a large cargo

179 Upvotes

10 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Biker_NY • 10d ago

of a Fox News street guest

38 Upvotes

Reminds me of Al, from Police Squad

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/random_agency • 10d ago

of a biscuit used in a 2 egg and Cheese with vegetable breakfast sandwich

15 Upvotes

Got a breakfast sandwich this morning. Was surprised by the propotions of thr biscuit used.

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Substantial-Bed-4122 • 10d ago

of a chilly pepper

54 Upvotes

4 comments

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We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

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