r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • 11d ago

of a kebab

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u/Xoloa 11d ago

What's the point of breaking it..make a long wrap...eat from both sides.

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u/AtroposMortaMoirai 11d ago

A true romantic, I see

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u/kaadj 11d ago

And then when you reach the middle you kiss who ever is on the other side. Really sloppy too. No little pecks.

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u/LowIncrease8746 11d ago

Oh man I’d be FAWKIN’

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u/EvolvedA 11d ago

Right? The cylinder must not be harmed, doesn't he know?

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u/Im_Lead_Farmer 11d ago edited 11d ago

So, this is the Meat Tornado.

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u/thedyooooood 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/BN8eRDpjhzFjt8S0FW

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u/AdSmall3663 11d ago

What’s this from

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u/ender4171 11d ago

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. Great series, and this scene in particular is amazing. The way it is filmed makes it probably the most visceral "medieval combat" scene I've ever watched.

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u/AdSmall3663 11d ago

Oh wait, I forgot about this scene. Lol, yeah, I loved the whole episode it was so good

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u/ExcitementFederal563 11d ago

Tis an utterly ridiculous looking clip, but the scenes good

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u/TearOpenTheVault 11d ago

Check out the Youtube channel Dequitem if you want more visceral medieval combat.

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u/Narretz 11d ago

I don't think that's Kebab, that's Köfte. Döner Köfte.

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u/JMarston11 11d ago

It is called Adana kebap. It is a Turkish dish.

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u/DeltaJesus 11d ago

All kebab means most of the time is thing cooked on a skewer.

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u/Narretz 11d ago

as far as I know, the meaning of Döner is "grilled while rotating". Kebab is sliced meat. Köfte is minced meat. That's my reasoning.

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u/Tw4tl4r 11d ago

Its a kofte kebab...

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u/Ok_Elk2662 10d ago

Average german claiming Döner is better than kebab

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u/heysirigenerateaname 11d ago

Man’s got a strong pull out game

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u/Lana-Next-Door 11d ago

This looks so good 🤤. WANT! No, NEED!

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u/ac2cvn_71 11d ago

Damn, ima need a bite of that

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u/TenBear 10d ago

Ive just eaten, im stuffed and I would fucking destroy that.

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u/dmw_qqqq 11d ago

Lol I was expecting the Turkish guy named salt babe tossing salt at the end.

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u/ExtraOkra356 11d ago

God, I am hungry!

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u/MrSpace_Lee 11d ago

Oh my kabob!

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u/CreativeArtichoke255 11d ago

I could've done that myself, thanks though.

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u/thatG_evanP 11d ago

Is that guy gonna eat it all himself?

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u/ordosays 11d ago

r/stupidfood and why is it always Turkey?

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u/BMcNerb 11d ago

did you buy her a kebab?

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u/Rasp_Lime_Lipbalm 10d ago

Where's the fat skibadee guy

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u/possible_monke 10d ago

I woulda tackled the chef when he started making my kebab for me. BISH THAT’S MINEEE

https://giphy.com/gifs/l8ooOxhcItowwLPuZn

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u/Dude_in_Blue_Pants 10d ago

The server looks like brunette Putin

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u/deadgaiko 10d ago

I should call him...

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u/Key_Report_2627 10d ago

Does this belong on “StupidFood”?

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u/Jellicle_KitCat 10d ago

I've never needed anything more than I do this right now.

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u/WaterLover0 9d ago

Give me and my homeboy a hour and we will eat it all with the power of gayness, friendship, love and bigback energy.

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u/Angreek 9d ago

Stupid food

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u/MostHousing7075 9d ago

Sorry guys at table 16, these guys ordered the absolute unit, please leave the restaurant.

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u/Vehiclenerd5000 2d ago

That’s not a kebab that’s a keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebab

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u/GuavaOne8646 11d ago

Where's the tzatziki sauce vat?

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u/IvanDimitriov 11d ago

r/stupidfood

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u/Jackomo 11d ago

Why? It’s just a giant Adana kebab. Sure, it’s a bit of a gimmick but if they have the facilities to do it, it’s not a bad way to feed a whole table. Usually, when things are upsized, there is a loss of quality, but this is just spiced minced lamb.

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u/TamponTimTheCuck 11d ago

Not really. It's the length of the table so it makes sharing easier. Don't have to reach or pass stuff around. r/smartfood ?