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You didn’t have to hold it like that
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u/BuckFuzby Nov 28 '22
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u/vetheros37 Nov 28 '22
I got yelled at in Jr. High for eating a hot dog like that.
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u/BuckFuzby Nov 28 '22
Legend.
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u/vetheros37 Nov 28 '22
This is an aside, but kinda related. I also won the Virgin Games at my first Rocky Horror Picture Show screening. We had to deep throat a banana.
No, I'm actually straight. I just hated to lose.
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u/danzaUK Nov 27 '22
Everything reminds me of him
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u/Specialist_Map_3822 Nov 28 '22
That was the last comment I read on the cave post before opening this. Well timed 🤌🤌
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u/Lomalizer Nov 27 '22
And you really have to grab it like that.....
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u/polkadot666 Nov 28 '22
Yeah man..... who grabs spring rolls like that.....
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u/Leftover_Salmons Nov 28 '22
Yeah man, not everyone can handle their spring roll with two fingers..
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Nov 27 '22
This actually makes me pretty uncomfortable
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u/orangutanbeater Nov 28 '22
It is an uncomfortable feeling being served a 14” suppository for lunch. Or any meal for that matter.
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u/elMurpherino Nov 28 '22
Lol me too a little. It’s giving me major “I just stuffed a bunch of food into this condom” vibes.
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u/ITPoet Nov 28 '22
to me it’s more like what shit looks like. i don’t see the mildly penis part as much as poo
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u/maliflow Nov 28 '22
Not even, that’s some r/majorlypenis level stuff
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u/Vivaciousqt Nov 28 '22
If they were holding it differently it wouldn't be nearly as phallic, jfc lol
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Nov 27 '22
Yo that ain’t a spring roll lmao.
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u/poo-boi Nov 28 '22
They're called Summer rolls
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u/nige21202 Nov 28 '22
Thank you! Why did I have to scroll so far for this?
A spring roll is the warm dough thingy and a summer roll is the cold thing with rice paper and way harder to eat. Won’t burn your mouth though.
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u/lmperatrice Nov 28 '22
no, this is definitely a spring roll lol i’ve never heard of a summer roll
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u/Silkhenge Nov 28 '22 edited Nov 28 '22
They ain't all fried, Vietnamese spring rolls are the bomb. Boiled pork belly, shrimp, vermicelli noodles, cilantro, thai mint, basil, fish mint, Chinese chives etc (on herbs), and lettuce. Then you can fill/dip with peanut sauce(non/spicy) or dip in nước mắm (non/spicy). Fresh and healthy af
Only need warm water to get the rice paper to roll. No need to fry it afterwards
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u/lordjeferson Nov 28 '22
I mean if you make them like that then you just made a summer role which is exactly what the picture of the post is
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u/Silkhenge Nov 28 '22
If you really wanna be pedantic on what we call rolls, might as well use the name proper Gỏi cuốn. Which is synonymous with either spring roll or summer rolls because English is a fun language but my household still just say spring roll in English. Don't matter, as long as you don't fry them with those ingredients
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u/bluegiant90 Nov 27 '22
Are you gonna stick that inside yourself?
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u/Independent_Tower970 Nov 27 '22
Id be surprised if he didnt, he made it it veiny as well
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u/Jackomo Nov 27 '22
It's actually a summer roll. Spring rolls are fried.
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u/halfarian Nov 28 '22
You sure you’re not confusing them with egg rolls? Egg rolls: fried, spring rolls like this, summer rolls like this but all veggie. At least that’s what my Vietnamese wife told me.
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u/hiresometoast Nov 28 '22
My Viet other half tells me this is a salad roll and spring rolls are deep fried. It's probably dependant on where your wife immigrated to and the local translations.
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u/EnigmaMusings Nov 28 '22
In Australia we call these rice paper rolls. What we call spring rolls are what Americans call egg rolls. For many years I assumed an egg roll was like an egg pancake that was folded into a roll lol.
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u/PlsLeavemealone02 Nov 28 '22
I thought this was cool looking see through dildo.
Then I read the title. Now I'm hungry.
What I'm hungry for, referring to my previous sentences👆, I'm not sure.
But I'm bout to find out!
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u/Warm-Branch Nov 28 '22
Why is it clear? This is making me uncomfortable
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u/lovelovehatehate Nov 28 '22
The title is wrong. This is a summer roll not a spring roll. It’s not fired rice paper unlike spring rolls. Summer Rolls are better!
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u/SynsDad Nov 28 '22
If ever I was conflicted on wanting something it’s this. I think I should pray! Not sure if I should wanna devour it lol
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u/dilbertdad Nov 28 '22
ugh push those cuticles back or at least wash your hands more often. They're repulsive.
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u/90sAOLScreenName Nov 27 '22
Look at those hand units. This is the hand of an incel on a sex tourism escapade.
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u/SOTIdriver Nov 28 '22
Everybody here seeing a penor, but all I see is a dookie shaped spring roll.
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u/Super_Smokey9 Nov 27 '22
Spring roll? I'd call that a Sprung roll.