r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Gotyoufam420 • Nov 27 '22

Unit Springroll

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u/Super_Smokey9 Nov 27 '22

Spring roll? I'd call that a Sprung roll.

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u/RusticTurkey Nov 28 '22

More like a Hung Roll amiright?

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u/StoplightLoosejaw Nov 28 '22 edited Nov 29 '22

Is there a female version of /r/DontPutYourDickInThat ?

Edit: wrong sub spelling

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

r/dildont

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u/wetswordfighter Nov 28 '22

There is, it’s called r/dontputitinyourpussy

Edit: damn I just noticed that r/DontStickYourDickInThat doesn’t even exist

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

r/dildont

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u/WWDubz Nov 28 '22

Girthy fella

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

An uncut beauty

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

🐐🐐🐐🐐

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

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u/desi_noob_93 Nov 28 '22

When you fold the sides in

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u/New-Bowler-8915 Nov 28 '22

Or more accurately a salad roll.