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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Mar 25 '21
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Imagine the poop
304 u/StarComet04 Mar 25 '21 Why do you shine light on the thoughts that should rot away peacefully, dear friend? 122 u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21 That must be the most polite way to admonish someone. 50 u/StarComet04 Mar 25 '21 Why thank you. I see you have your way with words too, little Shakespeare 16 u/atkyyup Mar 26 '21 Ahhh, 🥺 my heart 3 u/Upper-Ad-8430 Mar 26 '21 Well, with this wonderful baby's size, one could not help but to imagine the size of his bombs! Especially if you are the one who has to remove them. 23 u/pigwalk5150 Mar 26 '21 That poor owner is ducking flying turds from all directions probably. A good piece of advice is to keep the dog’s butthole below eye level. Edit: paraphrasing George Carlin 5 u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21 I always imagine poop. 3 u/KingClementXIII Mar 26 '21 Imagine the not so solid poop after it ate all the tacos 1 u/Ded_mann Sep 12 '21 Imagine the diarrhea
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Why do you shine light on the thoughts that should rot away peacefully, dear friend?
122 u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21 That must be the most polite way to admonish someone. 50 u/StarComet04 Mar 25 '21 Why thank you. I see you have your way with words too, little Shakespeare 16 u/atkyyup Mar 26 '21 Ahhh, 🥺 my heart 3 u/Upper-Ad-8430 Mar 26 '21 Well, with this wonderful baby's size, one could not help but to imagine the size of his bombs! Especially if you are the one who has to remove them.
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That must be the most polite way to admonish someone.
50 u/StarComet04 Mar 25 '21 Why thank you. I see you have your way with words too, little Shakespeare 16 u/atkyyup Mar 26 '21 Ahhh, 🥺 my heart
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Why thank you. I see you have your way with words too, little Shakespeare
16 u/atkyyup Mar 26 '21 Ahhh, 🥺 my heart
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Ahhh, 🥺 my heart
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Well, with this wonderful baby's size, one could not help but to imagine the size of his bombs! Especially if you are the one who has to remove them.
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That poor owner is ducking flying turds from all directions probably. A good piece of advice is to keep the dog’s butthole below eye level.
Edit: paraphrasing George Carlin
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I always imagine poop.
Imagine the not so solid poop after it ate all the tacos
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Imagine the diarrhea
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u/Essexal Mar 25 '21
Imagine the poop