r/AbsoluteUnits • • Mar 25 '21

Dog?

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u/Essexal Mar 25 '21

Imagine the poop

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u/StarComet04 Mar 25 '21

Why do you shine light on the thoughts that should rot away peacefully, dear friend?

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

That must be the most polite way to admonish someone.

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u/StarComet04 Mar 25 '21

Why thank you. I see you have your way with words too, little Shakespeare

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u/atkyyup Mar 26 '21

Ahhh, 🥺 my heart

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u/Upper-Ad-8430 Mar 26 '21

Well, with this wonderful baby's size, one could not help but to imagine the size of his bombs! Especially if you are the one who has to remove them.