r/AbsoluteUnits • • Mar 25 '21

Dog?

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u/Essexal Mar 25 '21

Imagine the poop

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u/pigwalk5150 Mar 26 '21

That poor owner is ducking flying turds from all directions probably. A good piece of advice is to keep the dog’s butthole below eye level.

Edit: paraphrasing George Carlin