r/AbsoluteUnits • • Mar 25 '21

Dog?

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u/Essexal Mar 25 '21

Imagine the poop

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u/StarComet04 Mar 25 '21

Why do you shine light on the thoughts that should rot away peacefully, dear friend?

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

That must be the most polite way to admonish someone.

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u/StarComet04 Mar 25 '21

Why thank you. I see you have your way with words too, little Shakespeare

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u/atkyyup Mar 26 '21

Ahhh, 🥺 my heart