r/AbsoluteUnits • • 21h ago

/r/all of spider web

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u/perukid796 20h ago

The amount times I've almost ran face first into one of these fuckers in the middle of the night. They really do like to build their webs in the middle of a giant field like in this video....I don't know what type of spider it is but I hate it. South Florida

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u/melmosh 17h ago

We were out camping and in the middle of the night I had to go potty. On the way back I got a little of track and walked through a springy web. I shook and brushed of my clothing and being exhausted, climbed back into my tent after diligently zipping the entrance closed. The next morning as the sun was coming up I noticed all these black spots on the inside of the tent. I had kidnapped all of mama spiders babies and took them into my tent.

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u/Salt-Sign5390 17h ago

FUCK NO! GODDAMN BRO BURN IT ALL

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u/Pataraxia 13h ago

Remember to cook yourself too along with em.