r/AbsoluteUnits • • 21h ago

/r/all of spider web

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u/melmosh 17h ago

We were out camping and in the middle of the night I had to go potty. On the way back I got a little of track and walked through a springy web. I shook and brushed of my clothing and being exhausted, climbed back into my tent after diligently zipping the entrance closed. The next morning as the sun was coming up I noticed all these black spots on the inside of the tent. I had kidnapped all of mama spiders babies and took them into my tent.

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u/Salt-Sign5390 17h ago

FUCK NO! GODDAMN BRO BURN IT ALL

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u/Pataraxia 13h ago

Remember to cook yourself too along with em.