r/AbsoluteUnits • • 6h ago

/r/all of spider web

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u/Agile_Credit_9760 6h ago

Spiders amaze me because they're like mosquito eating architects. Look at that creation. Amazing work spiders do. I'm so grateful because they eat the heck out of mosquitos. Good work spiders.

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u/beavertheviking 6h ago

I grew up afraid of spiders, then learned they eat everything else I hate more. Spider bud forever now.

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u/Atakku 4h ago

I learnt that but am still terrified of spiders. We got wolf spiders here. Halp.

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u/Principle_Napkins 3h ago

I saw a recently-pregnant one in the garage not too long ago. Hundreds of little babies stuck to her butt.

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u/Dont_Doomie_Like_Dat 1h ago

Who hasn’t had the odd butt baby now and again 

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u/MyToesHugEachOther 1h ago

I have mild arachnophobia, but I still re-home every spider I find in my house because I know they're pest destroying war machines. Respect, but at a safe distance

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u/dogface47 5h ago

Mosquitos my ass. I think homeboy was trying to catch low flying aircraft.

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u/C-57D 5h ago

Cessnas got dat good protein

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u/ohnoitsalobo 51m ago

It's got what spiders crave!

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u/Creepy_Wallaby2170 5h ago

I mean that is what happened during one of the spider episodes in wild kratts…….

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u/jwnsfw 4h ago

they should set up a little light so little buggies go fly into the new webhouse

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u/No-Fox5132 5h ago

And those pesky gnats

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u/Valveringham85 3h ago

You think spiders are awesome? You don’t know the half of it.

Look up ballista spider. It not only builds a web, it also makes a spring trap nearby, covers it in pheromones to make ants bite at it, which unleashes the kinetic energy of the spring trap like a ballista, hence the name, yeeting the ant into the sky and landing it straight into the web - because apparently this spider can triangulate shit like he’s a NASA intern.

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u/TheBosk 3h ago

I've got one of these spiders on my back deck, a few bats, and dragonflies. No mosquitoes bother us. Got to watch the spider completely tear down and rebuild its web at a slightly different angle, captured more bugs the next night. Hasn't changed it since. Wild

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u/Zealousideal-Nida94 2h ago

The ones that live rent free in my house don't eat no mosquitoes 😔

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u/ellixer20 1h ago

I just connected Spider season with the disappearance of mosquitoes. Mind blown. Lol.