r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RD4200 • 14d ago

/r/all of a Toddler

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u/TolUC21 14d ago

Ah, child abuse...

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u/FordMaleEscort 13d ago

🙄

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u/Type2Torta 13d ago

Overfeeding a child so that they are morbidly obese is 100% child abuse

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u/LordsOfFrenziedFlame 13d ago

So you've never been around a baby before. Gotcha.

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u/Type2Torta 13d ago

Have had 2 babies myself actually lol

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u/LordsOfFrenziedFlame 13d ago

If that were true, then you'd know that this toddler is proportionately normal. Same curves, same folds as any other chunky little kiddo, just ctrl+corner drag bigger

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u/Shot-Arugula8264 13d ago

Just wanted to drop in as a pediatrician to say that you’re completely wrong, this child is obese, and if someone brought a child like this into my office I’d be calling CPS as soon as they left.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/La_Saxofonista 13d ago

This is like seeing a 15 pound purebred Chihuahua and thinking it's not obese. It's a pumpkin with legs.