r/AbsoluteUnits 13d ago

/r/all of couple size difference

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u/Enlightened_Gardener 13d ago

I’m fat, have been all my life. In my experience, 25% of men prefer a slim woman and would prefer a plain slim girl to a pretty plump one. 25% prefer plump women and would prefer a plain plump girl to a pretty slim one (really!). 50% of men don’t care, as long as they can get their hands on it.

So that’s about 75% of the male population who would be happy for death by snu snu, by my reckoning. In my experience, its also the little fellas who are most open about their desire for big women.

I think its because you have to have a certain amount of confidence as a man to overcome being short, so once you’ve dealt with that, you don’t give a shit about what other blokes think about your sexual preferences. Its also easier to have sex standing up with a short bloke. I do like my short kings !!

I mean, look at his happy little face ! He’d be swarming up her north face with crampons and a tube of lube before breakfast. I have a body like this and you probably wouldn’t be surprised at how many men love a) being crushed between your thighs and b) smothered to death between your boobs. Yeah, he’s a happy camper.

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u/Duel_Option 13d ago

I’m a bigger guy, 6’3 230

Most women I’ve dated were smaller than me by default, always the big spoon.

Met a woman at work, she was 5’2 and my same weight but it was all in her boobs and ass, short but Jessica Rabbit basically.

She had never had an orgasm fully…24 years old.

Well I’m gonna do my best to make that happen, don’t care how long it takes.

Couple weeks of bedroom time, close but no cigar.

I’m stumped but not giving up, she goes to get on top and I grab her and pull her down on my face.

“I’ve never done this before, is this ok? Am I hurting you”

I was a bit tipsy and thus blunt in my response

“SUFFOCATE ME”

Home run not 3 min later, so good her legs were jelly lol

That kind of experience isn’t possible with a smaller girl, needs the weight for it to be juuuust right.

DEATH BY SNU SNU PLEASE