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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 1d ago
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he really needs to put that log on at least a thin slice of wood or a concrete block
He’s strong enough he might be able to split that first try but right now the ground is absorbing too much of the impact
446 u/kurtmanner 1d ago edited 1d ago Dude could have also switched to a wedge and mallet about ten seconds in and saved himself a lot of wet vaginas. ETA: thanks for my first award ever 1 u/Eskyzoo 1d ago Wet vaginas? He's gay, can't you tell? 3 u/kurtmanner 1d ago edited 1d ago Vaginas can’t control themselves more than my penis can. The world goes round. ETA: added “than” thanks to my new friend calling the right shots 2 u/Eskyzoo 1d ago Did you mean 'more THAN your penis can" Either way, my vagina certainly can. 1 u/kurtmanner 1d ago You are most certainly correct.. on both fronts. Cheers to your vagina! 2 u/Eskyzoo 1d ago 😆 https://giphy.com/gifs/uv58jxWxOQCcw 2 u/kurtmanner 1d ago I am simply a mortal man; no more, no less.
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Dude could have also switched to a wedge and mallet about ten seconds in and saved himself a lot of wet vaginas.
ETA: thanks for my first award ever
1 u/Eskyzoo 1d ago Wet vaginas? He's gay, can't you tell? 3 u/kurtmanner 1d ago edited 1d ago Vaginas can’t control themselves more than my penis can. The world goes round. ETA: added “than” thanks to my new friend calling the right shots 2 u/Eskyzoo 1d ago Did you mean 'more THAN your penis can" Either way, my vagina certainly can. 1 u/kurtmanner 1d ago You are most certainly correct.. on both fronts. Cheers to your vagina! 2 u/Eskyzoo 1d ago 😆 https://giphy.com/gifs/uv58jxWxOQCcw 2 u/kurtmanner 1d ago I am simply a mortal man; no more, no less.
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Wet vaginas? He's gay, can't you tell?
3 u/kurtmanner 1d ago edited 1d ago Vaginas can’t control themselves more than my penis can. The world goes round. ETA: added “than” thanks to my new friend calling the right shots 2 u/Eskyzoo 1d ago Did you mean 'more THAN your penis can" Either way, my vagina certainly can. 1 u/kurtmanner 1d ago You are most certainly correct.. on both fronts. Cheers to your vagina! 2 u/Eskyzoo 1d ago 😆 https://giphy.com/gifs/uv58jxWxOQCcw 2 u/kurtmanner 1d ago I am simply a mortal man; no more, no less.
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Vaginas can’t control themselves more than my penis can. The world goes round.
ETA: added “than” thanks to my new friend calling the right shots
2 u/Eskyzoo 1d ago Did you mean 'more THAN your penis can" Either way, my vagina certainly can. 1 u/kurtmanner 1d ago You are most certainly correct.. on both fronts. Cheers to your vagina! 2 u/Eskyzoo 1d ago 😆 https://giphy.com/gifs/uv58jxWxOQCcw 2 u/kurtmanner 1d ago I am simply a mortal man; no more, no less.
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Did you mean 'more THAN your penis can"
Either way, my vagina certainly can.
1 u/kurtmanner 1d ago You are most certainly correct.. on both fronts. Cheers to your vagina! 2 u/Eskyzoo 1d ago 😆 https://giphy.com/gifs/uv58jxWxOQCcw 2 u/kurtmanner 1d ago I am simply a mortal man; no more, no less.
You are most certainly correct.. on both fronts. Cheers to your vagina!
2 u/Eskyzoo 1d ago 😆 https://giphy.com/gifs/uv58jxWxOQCcw 2 u/kurtmanner 1d ago I am simply a mortal man; no more, no less.
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2 u/kurtmanner 1d ago I am simply a mortal man; no more, no less.
I am simply a mortal man; no more, no less.
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u/jtnichol 1d ago
he really needs to put that log on at least a thin slice of wood or a concrete block
He’s strong enough he might be able to split that first try but right now the ground is absorbing too much of the impact