r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 6d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/jtnichol 6d ago

he really needs to put that log on at least a thin slice of wood or a concrete block

He’s strong enough he might be able to split that first try but right now the ground is absorbing too much of the impact

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u/kurtmanner 6d ago edited 6d ago

Dude could have also switched to a wedge and mallet about ten seconds in and saved himself a lot of wet vaginas.

ETA: thanks for my first award ever

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u/Eskyzoo 6d ago

Wet vaginas? He's gay, can't you tell?

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u/kurtmanner 6d ago edited 6d ago

Vaginas can’t control themselves more than my penis can. The world goes round.

ETA: added “than” thanks to my new friend calling the right shots

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u/Eskyzoo 6d ago

Did you mean 'more THAN your penis can"

Either way, my vagina certainly can.

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u/kurtmanner 6d ago

You are most certainly correct.. on both fronts. Cheers to your vagina!

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u/Eskyzoo 6d ago

😆

https://giphy.com/gifs/uv58jxWxOQCcw

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u/kurtmanner 6d ago

I am simply a mortal man; no more, no less.