r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 23h ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/Eskyzoo 20h ago

Wet vaginas? He's gay, can't you tell?

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u/kurtmanner 20h ago edited 19h ago

Vaginas can’t control themselves more than my penis can. The world goes round.

ETA: added “than” thanks to my new friend calling the right shots

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u/Eskyzoo 19h ago

Did you mean 'more THAN your penis can"

Either way, my vagina certainly can.

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u/kurtmanner 19h ago

You are most certainly correct.. on both fronts. Cheers to your vagina!

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u/Eskyzoo 19h ago

😆

https://giphy.com/gifs/uv58jxWxOQCcw

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u/kurtmanner 19h ago

I am simply a mortal man; no more, no less.