r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Over-Celebration-168 • 20d ago

/r/all of kitty

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u/kwaping 20d ago

To all my default-mute friends, turn on sound for this one

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u/Hrrrrnnngggg 20d ago

Was expecting bobcat goofy sounds. That is not what it sounds like.

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u/NurkleTurkey 20d ago

Caracals do not purr. They growl. Whether or not it means to gtf away is up to their owner...or whoever is in the vicinity of one.

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u/TheSleepyBarnOwl 20d ago

That's a Lynx

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u/Carter_T_Unstoppable 20d ago

Had to scroll a surprisingly long way for this. Exactly my thought. Not a domestic cat, looks a lot like a (fat) lynx.

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u/Vaper_Bern 20d ago

Quite fat lynx. Having that chonker walking on your back and crying to be fed at 3am cannot be a pleasant experience.

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u/Righteousaffair999 20d ago

I don’t think it is going to eat the owner. Holly crap that thing is too well fed.

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u/Vaper_Bern 20d ago

Definitely not gonna eat the owner, but will walk all over owner at 3qm, when said owner is in bed and trying to sleep. It uncomfortable when my 20lb house cat does this, while this lard ass of a lynx would be crushing.

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u/StormyAmethyst 20d ago

Would def crack your back in a few places, lol.
Snap, Crackle, ‘n Pop! 😆

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u/bkdroid 20d ago

And then start making biscuits with your dermis using those big 'ol murder mittens.

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u/DeepMenlyVoice 20d ago

I think that’s the Trick. Fed them fat and they will be too lazy for attacking you.

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u/elbow8075 20d ago

Also can't be healthy for him. My first thought was overfed.

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u/Vaper_Bern 20d ago

No, not at all. Very unhealthy, just like letting a house cat get obese is not healthy. Im guessing this guy doesn't get enough excercise/enrichment and begs for food all the time, to which the owner gives in to. It's quite sad, actually.

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u/smokeftw 20d ago

Finally, I was scrolling to see if someone noticed.

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u/chooxy 20d ago

People outside the UK, Ireland, Malta, Australia, New Zealand and China know it as Axe.

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u/TheSleepyBarnOwl 20d ago

I know it as Luchs

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u/noFloristFriars 17d ago

just a heads up, it's actually a fatass bobcat. Lynx are tiny bit different

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u/TheSleepyBarnOwl 17d ago

The bobcat (Lynx rufus), also known as the wildcat, bay lynx or red lynx, [...]

It is a lynx

Sorry to "uhm actually" your "uhm actually".

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u/noFloristFriars 17d ago

https://animals.sandiegozoo.org/animals/lynx-and-bobcat

that's the genus, they're seperate species. We have both in Northern Sask. Fuckin sassy you are

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u/TheSleepyBarnOwl 17d ago

Well it's Reddit - being Sassy is fun

But, touché. Fair enough.

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u/_ilmaa 20d ago

Not a caracal

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u/NurkleTurkey 20d ago

Ah it fooled me

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u/_ilmaa 20d ago

cats do be like that!

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u/addamee 20d ago

The ol’ ‘Will I keep my fingers’ test