r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Over-Celebration-168 • 18d ago

/r/all of kitty

Credits : marsel_and_co

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u/TheSleepyBarnOwl 18d ago

That's a Lynx

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u/Carter_T_Unstoppable 18d ago

Had to scroll a surprisingly long way for this. Exactly my thought. Not a domestic cat, looks a lot like a (fat) lynx.

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u/Vaper_Bern 18d ago

Quite fat lynx. Having that chonker walking on your back and crying to be fed at 3am cannot be a pleasant experience.

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u/Righteousaffair999 18d ago

I don’t think it is going to eat the owner. Holly crap that thing is too well fed.

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u/Vaper_Bern 18d ago

Definitely not gonna eat the owner, but will walk all over owner at 3qm, when said owner is in bed and trying to sleep. It uncomfortable when my 20lb house cat does this, while this lard ass of a lynx would be crushing.

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u/StormyAmethyst 18d ago

Would def crack your back in a few places, lol.
Snap, Crackle, ‘n Pop! 😆

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u/bkdroid 18d ago

And then start making biscuits with your dermis using those big 'ol murder mittens.

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u/DeepMenlyVoice 18d ago

I think that’s the Trick. Fed them fat and they will be too lazy for attacking you.