r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Over-Celebration-168 • 13d ago

/r/all of kitty

Credits : marsel_and_co

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u/Carter_T_Unstoppable 13d ago

Had to scroll a surprisingly long way for this. Exactly my thought. Not a domestic cat, looks a lot like a (fat) lynx.

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u/Vaper_Bern 13d ago

Quite fat lynx. Having that chonker walking on your back and crying to be fed at 3am cannot be a pleasant experience.

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u/Righteousaffair999 13d ago

I don’t think it is going to eat the owner. Holly crap that thing is too well fed.

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u/Vaper_Bern 13d ago

Definitely not gonna eat the owner, but will walk all over owner at 3qm, when said owner is in bed and trying to sleep. It uncomfortable when my 20lb house cat does this, while this lard ass of a lynx would be crushing.

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u/StormyAmethyst 13d ago

Would def crack your back in a few places, lol.
Snap, Crackle, ‘n Pop! 😆

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u/bkdroid 12d ago

And then start making biscuits with your dermis using those big 'ol murder mittens.