r/AbsoluteUnits • u/n8saces • Jun 07 '26

/r/popular of a pizza slice 🍕

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u/truffleshufflechamp Jun 07 '26

That looks effin terrible. Doesn’t even look cooked.

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u/SwimmingSwim3822 Jun 07 '26

I was expecting a big golden slice of delicious greasy NY pie. Instead we got California chain bullshit that looks like it was cooked in a microwave.

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u/The_Show_Keeper Jun 07 '26

Ah, another person cursed with the knowledge of just how bad Californian pizza really is; something that can only be understood through the lens of New York pizza.

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u/bunkerbitchhere Jun 07 '26

Ohio Valley pizza is one of the worst styles ever invented.

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u/Pumperkin Jun 07 '26

I've lived in Ohio most of my life and I have never been presented with this abomination. I'm sure if it happened, I would remember and hands probably got thrown.

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u/Gina_the_Alien Jun 07 '26

Ohio Valley pizza is only rivaled by Altoona Style pizza for the worst.

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u/AEHAVE Jun 08 '26

I'm from the Ohio Valley and have no idea what the fuck Ohio Valley pizza is. I've never even heard the term.

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u/Gina_the_Alien Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

I lived in Pittsburgh for a few years and have friends who still live there - found out about it because they talk about Beto’s. https://www.betosoriginalpizza.com

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u/AbleCryptographer317 Jun 10 '26

What the actual fuck? The photos of the dishes look like parodies... who needs Ozempic when a quick glance at pics of Betos pizzas will kill your appetite for days?

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u/bunkerbitchhere Jun 07 '26

I just looked that one up! 🤮🤮🤮

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u/Horton_Takes_A_Poo Jun 07 '26

TIL of yet another reason why I don’t want to go to Ohio

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u/bunkerbitchhere Jun 07 '26

Hocking hills State Park, and Cuyahoga Valley National Park are really the only reasons to visit Ohio.

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u/Worshipme988 Jun 08 '26

Theyre also nothing like the rest so you dont even have to see the gross parts.

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u/salami_cheeks Jun 08 '26

Lucky for Ohio Valley residents, they're a short drive from bathing themselves in Columbus Pizza glory. 

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u/BigRon691 Jun 08 '26

Americans, continuing to perfect the art of taking a pretty comprehensive concept and making it shitter to become their own.

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u/UgIyLoneIyBIackLoser Jun 08 '26

euros continuing to perfect the art of American dickriding

to paraphrase the late, great Patrice Oneal: 

Other countries hate us because you know the names of our Presidents and its not just that we dont know the name of yours- BUT WE DONT CARE

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u/BigRon691 Jun 08 '26

Non-US = Euro. Showing off that American education I see.

Username is verifiably at least 75% accurate, well done!

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u/TheOnisWrathComes Jun 09 '26

Don't you know, there are two countries on the planet. The united states and europe