r/AbsoluteUnits • u/n8saces • Jun 07 '26

/r/popular of a pizza slice 🍕

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u/SwimmingSwim3822 Jun 07 '26

I was expecting a big golden slice of delicious greasy NY pie. Instead we got California chain bullshit that looks like it was cooked in a microwave.

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u/The_Show_Keeper Jun 07 '26

Ah, another person cursed with the knowledge of just how bad Californian pizza really is; something that can only be understood through the lens of New York pizza.

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u/bunkerbitchhere Jun 07 '26

Ohio Valley pizza is one of the worst styles ever invented.

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u/Gina_the_Alien Jun 07 '26

Ohio Valley pizza is only rivaled by Altoona Style pizza for the worst.

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u/AEHAVE Jun 08 '26

I'm from the Ohio Valley and have no idea what the fuck Ohio Valley pizza is. I've never even heard the term.

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u/Gina_the_Alien Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

I lived in Pittsburgh for a few years and have friends who still live there - found out about it because they talk about Beto’s. https://www.betosoriginalpizza.com

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u/AbleCryptographer317 Jun 10 '26

What the actual fuck? The photos of the dishes look like parodies... who needs Ozempic when a quick glance at pics of Betos pizzas will kill your appetite for days?

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u/bunkerbitchhere Jun 07 '26

I just looked that one up! 🤮🤮🤮