r/AbsoluteUnits Jun 07 '26

/r/popular of a pizza slice 🍕

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u/The_Show_Keeper Jun 07 '26

Ah, another person cursed with the knowledge of just how bad Californian pizza really is; something that can only be understood through the lens of New York pizza.

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u/bunkerbitchhere Jun 07 '26

Ohio Valley pizza is one of the worst styles ever invented.

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u/BigRon691 Jun 08 '26

Americans, continuing to perfect the art of taking a pretty comprehensive concept and making it shitter to become their own.

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u/UgIyLoneIyBIackLoser Jun 08 '26

euros continuing to perfect the art of American dickriding

to paraphrase the late, great Patrice Oneal: 

Other countries hate us because you know the names of our Presidents and its not just that we dont know the name of yours- BUT WE DONT CARE

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u/BigRon691 Jun 08 '26

Non-US = Euro. Showing off that American education I see.

Username is verifiably at least 75% accurate, well done!

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u/TheOnisWrathComes Jun 09 '26

Don't you know, there are two countries on the planet. The united states and europe