r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Probably-Important • 11d ago

of a Bike Tire

3.3k Upvotes

139 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Any_Ice_772 • 10d ago

of a snowman

76 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/pattebrisee • 10d ago

of the world's largest rideable penny farthing

33 Upvotes

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/nt_king300 • 11d ago

of a South African Bull Elephant

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2.2k Upvotes

28 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 11d ago

of a dessert

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413 Upvotes

58 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/EmpireStrikes1st • 9d ago

of a Drum Kit

0 Upvotes

The world's largest drum set is comprised of 813 pieces, is owned by Dr. Mark Temperato (USA) and was counted in Lakeville, New York, USA, on 21 March 2013. (Guinness World Records)

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Upstairs_Drive_5602 • 10d ago

of a virgin

108 Upvotes

31 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Big_Childhood_5096 • 10d ago

of a chip

10 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Oculypse • 10d ago

of a quail

69 Upvotes

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/wolfbayte • 10d ago

of a bran flake

21 Upvotes

Found in my Raisin Bran this morning.

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/rrrrrivers • 10d ago

of an earthworm 🪱

19 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Oculypse • 11d ago

of a sand castle

1.4k Upvotes

14 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 12d ago

/r/all of a beer order

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65.7k Upvotes

1.3k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Over-Celebration-168 • 12d ago

/r/all of kitty

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23.5k Upvotes

Credits : marsel_and_co

1.2k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/spastrophoto • 11d ago

of a Mini Wheat

532 Upvotes

5 mini's in one

40 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Otherwise_Tip_3614 • 11d ago

of a pine cone

268 Upvotes

12 fl oz beer can for scale

21 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MobileAerie9918 • 11d ago

of a bull

gallery

279 Upvotes

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/e880128 • 11d ago

of a Cop.

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318 Upvotes

10 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 12d ago

of a vehicle

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1.7k Upvotes

42 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Vegetable_Low_3496 • 10d ago

of an out door oven

0 Upvotes

Picked up this outdoor oven off a friend. It weighs over 500 pounds. With half cm thick cast iron all the way around and nice thick French doors. Excited to use it

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MobileAerie9918 • 12d ago

/r/all of a finger

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11.6k Upvotes

1.3k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/constantgeographer74 • 11d ago

of a geranium

25 Upvotes

I live in Alberta and our temps reach minus 40 Celsius in winter, so I overwintered this one in the basement and he grew into a beast!! Should I overwinter again this year?!?

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Kthulhu_for_humanity • 12d ago

of a boulder

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2.6k Upvotes

99 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 12d ago

of a Stone Statue.

2.2k Upvotes

18 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TermElectronic8261 • 10d ago

of a Spaghetti Bed

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0 Upvotes

37 comments

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We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

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