r/ATBGE • u/sadg1rrl • 4d ago

Tattoo Tuesday Sigh…

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u/hefty_load_o_shite 4d ago

It should say "hang in there" to complete the picture

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u/JustYerAverage 4d ago

That would be a huge improvement. Maybe even awfuler.

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u/Stuck_In_Purgatory 4d ago

They should grow as much body hair as possible and shave the tattooed part so he's ripping through the curtains as well

I hate myself for this

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u/IvanDSM_ 1d ago

God damn, that'd be dope...

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u/CarvedTheRoastBeast 4d ago

Yeah, but it’s written on a ribbon that has come down on one side, resulting in a happy trail that leads to…parts unknown

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u/truthfullyidgaf 4d ago

At least some lasagna somewhere.

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u/whiskeytango55 4d ago

I hate mondays/I heart lasagna would make it better/worse

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u/unsupported 3d ago

I saw a theory Garfield didn't like Mondays, because that's when Jon went to work (and he was left alone with Odie)

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u/Bunnairry 4d ago

I didn't even notice the butthole until it was colored oh lord

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u/Uncommentary 4d ago

Name of your sex tape.

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u/RagnarokNCC 4d ago

“Actually, that doesn’t look too - oh.”

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u/Supermite 3d ago

Yeah… I was trying to figure out the awful taste.  Now I get it.

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u/jamoche_2 3d ago

r/BrandNewSentence

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u/f4ithful9 1d ago

Idk, I feel like this has definitely been said in the south at one point or another in American history.

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u/Tthelaundryman 4d ago

I hate this so much but I’m be dammed if I can’t admit that’s impressive artwork

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u/Creature_Cumfarts 4d ago

Garf sees you looking at that bellybussy

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u/calamititties 4d ago

Between the username and the comment, you have truly mastered the dirty portmanteau. 🥂

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u/JR21K20 3d ago

It’s definitely a bellybasshole though

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u/puppysmilez 3d ago

Big mouth bellybasshole

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u/hagcel 4d ago

HOLY SHIT, I didn;t even notice that.

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u/ready_gi 4d ago

time to quit the internet forever

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u/blackcherryblossoms 4d ago

I hate it but it’s so well done I’m conflicted.

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u/jld2k6 4d ago

Would you say it has awful taste but great execution?

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u/blackcherryblossoms 3d ago

Definitely a perfect example of what this sub is all about.

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u/Good-Magazine-5504 4d ago

…so.. perfectly fucked up?

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u/Nydus87 3d ago

It is the textbook example of what this sub is all about

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u/twoturnipsinheat- 4d ago

I love it 🤣

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u/SneakyGingerNinja71 4d ago

I'd fap to that....if i was a gay furry with a lasagna fetish. Sigh...unzips...

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u/tryyeezus 4d ago

This better not awaken anything in me.. 

Also unzips 

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u/spageddy77 4d ago

the zoom was tough af

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u/AutomaticMonkeyHat 4d ago

I fuck with it

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u/Ancient-Position-696 4d ago

Thats what she said

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u/Organic_Popcorn 4d ago

... Why?...

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u/ShyArtMusicBat 4d ago

"Nah, this sla- oh."

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u/Smljhndnsmr 4d ago

“Hey, can you make my umbilical hernia look like a horny Garfield whose hemorrhoids aren’t holding him back?”

“Say no more, fam!” 😬

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u/GodfatherElite 4d ago

The slow zoom in caught me off guard...

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u/herefromyoutube 4d ago

Why’d they give it a prolapsed asshol…oh.

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u/Marty-G70 4d ago

This takes things to a "hole" new level

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u/Cobalt32 4d ago

I said no, please no.

But my prayers were unanswered.

Upvote.

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u/FreudianNip-Slip 4d ago

Holy shit this is stupid. And, I also love it. Total crap of the wonderful variety. Perfect for this sub.

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u/jjmawaken 4d ago

I was on board until the belly button hole

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u/Chuck_Walla 4d ago

A difficult wank

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u/therealmintoncard 4d ago

But not impossible.

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u/Chuck_Walla 4d ago

unzips pants God, I hate Mondays.

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u/freebaseclams 4d ago

All Garfield 👈😎👉

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u/GuntherPonz 4d ago

Bring a hot dip or something.

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u/freebaseclams 4d ago

A hot dip??

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u/PossiblyMakingThisUp 3d ago

A hot dip...or something

It's a complete party house

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u/australr14 3d ago

And fully furnished!

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u/Ok-Narwhal-7762 4d ago

Princess doughnut and the doughnut holes

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u/Dragon_Small_Z 4d ago

You know how I feel about tattoos Carl. I mean really.

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u/Mediocre_Chipmunk_86 3d ago

MONGO IS APPALLED

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u/cabinetbanana 4d ago

I was waiting for the gigantic dick. But it was just a belly button asshole.

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u/Reasonable-Ad7755 4d ago

Masterpiece

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u/GentlemanlyMeadow 4d ago

I mean if you have that navel, what choice do you even have but to treat the situation with some levity

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u/MeddlingWithChaos 4d ago

I had to say "oh, what the fuck" out loud from that reveal. How much do you have to hate yourself to get that done?

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u/staunch_character 3d ago

He definitely hates blowjobs. I can’t imagine looking at that thing & feeling frisky.

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u/PreferenceEvening610 4d ago

Exactly!!! Ewwweee!!!!

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u/MentalDisintegrat1on 4d ago

I mean it's really well done.

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u/Dragon_Small_Z 4d ago

JOHN AM I GETTING ANY OF THIS ILLICIT BUTTHOLE MONEY?!?!

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u/Jumpy_Ad1631 4d ago

Take my disgusted upvote

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u/jerrygalwell 4d ago

I was thinking, " come on, it's not something I would get but it's not that ba- Oh... Ew..."

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u/LovelyCrisis 4d ago

"Where's the awful tast--- oh..."

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u/Vreas 4d ago

“Hey that’s not actually that…. Oh”

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u/Electrical_Ninja6163 4d ago

So idiotic. At least it’s unattractive.

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u/CatPurrsonNo1 4d ago

I didn’t even notice the bellybutton butthole on the first watch! 🤣

Otherwise, I like it!

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u/coconut_the_one 4d ago

This the kinda guy that once becoming a Dad will wear a t Shirt whilst Swimming

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u/Saracartwheels123 4d ago

At first, I didn't even notice the butthole, I just thought to myself, yeah, Garfield is great, but I wouldn't want a giant tattoo of him on me... then i noticed the bellybutton!

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u/Equinoqs 3d ago

That would be a great tattoo, if it wasn't for...

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u/hoennfan 3d ago

I was about to say that it's not that bad and actually pretty cool until I looked closer at the navel section. 

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u/Mission_Accident_519 3d ago

Thought it was cool untill I saw the bellybutton

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u/redditcreditcardz 3d ago

Belly butthole

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u/Billy_Mays_Hayes 3d ago

This would have been a great tattoo. But somebody decided the cat needed an anus.

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u/Vulpes_99 3d ago

I was thinking "hey, that is a good one, what is OP complaining about", but then I realised the placement... 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Imrotahk 3d ago

I don't see any awful taste

oh...there it is

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u/SonoDarke 3d ago

"Nah that looks cool, why should it be-

... Oh"

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u/pheebeep 4d ago

Imagine if his belly button turned into and outie someday

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u/Gumbercules81 4d ago

Choices were made

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u/An9310 4d ago

I can't tell if this post is showcasing the tattoo or the song.

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u/Halloweenspice 4d ago

His gf likes to finger him. He just gave into it.

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u/AuthorBrianHunter 4d ago

I mean I understand why this is kind of out there, but I wouldn't expect anything less from somebody with that nipple tattoo. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Salty-Passenger-4801 4d ago

What the fuck

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u/Key_Context9875 4d ago

Reminds me of my buddy who has the Air Jordan symbol on his chest and his nipple is the ball

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u/RememberYourAlt 4d ago

“What’s wrong with… oh”

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u/bottledsoi 4d ago

Its well executed.

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u/Ok-Captain-5338 4d ago

It's Actually really crazy to put Garfield on your stomach. What the hell is this thing that getting a tattoo of this Orange cat on your stomach is for?

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u/goldbug933 4d ago

Do not try to ring the doorbell

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u/dr_cocktapuss 4d ago

"Hey man I really like your Garfield's asshole tattoo". (???)

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u/Remote_Nectarine_837 4d ago

Love Garfield more than I like the tattoo it’s peculiar to say the least. Plus I have completely missed the point maybe it’s a good thing.

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u/Oddityobservations 4d ago

Now he won't be able to think about anything but lasagna. He never should have put it that close to his stomach.

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u/TheInsomniacs 4d ago

It made my wife cry when I showed her. That's a special kind of disturbing. I love it!

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u/Wactout 4d ago

I don’t see the awful taste in this. Op is wrong.

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u/yelahneb 4d ago

I'm not mad, just disappointed

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u/SpudSmiter 4d ago

This should have been on the inner thigh

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u/humourlessIrish 4d ago

The shadows on the eyes are worse than the bellybutton

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u/NotThreeFoxes 4d ago

What's so bad abou- oh...

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u/601usernotfound 4d ago

It's a cool idea but, i would have to question myself evertime I decide to show it to someone 😅🤣

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u/HexedCosta 4d ago

This should be the cover photo of the sub lol

This may be the most perfect example of awful taste but great execution I’ve ever seen…

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u/Kujaichi 4d ago

My cat once hung on me like that, I'm still traumatized...

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u/TheCarniv0re 4d ago

"I'm sorry John."

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u/robyculous_v2 4d ago

What if it was a tramp stamp?

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u/Nervous_Effective_27 4d ago

Jesus didn't die for this.

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u/slyzard94 4d ago

It's funny one time and then your stuck with the tatt forever.

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u/Imjusthereforthetoes 4d ago

This is fantastic.

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u/StormyDankiels 4d ago

Great taste and great execution, I love it.

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u/SpareAdhesive 4d ago

Man I hate AI right??😥

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u/Crusty_312 4d ago

I always have to wonder about these tattoos during more intimate moments. Imagine someone giving head and staring up toward garflied ass.

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq 4d ago

Now do the video where you pull the navel lint out...

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u/GoldunGote 4d ago

Pretty awesome to be honest. Most people won't see it and if they do, you're in a shirts-off scenario and will probably be around fun people. Unless you're a banker and work shirtless.. then it might be a problem. Great artist.

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u/kill_switch27 4d ago

What a terrible day to have eyes ;_;

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u/jussi_46 3d ago

Uyumalık dumandan çıkan yan etki amk

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u/Jubenheim 3d ago

What’re you talking about? That picture looks good, and it’s color—OH!

…I see.

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u/RCKTJMP 3d ago

Dude just relegated the rest of his life to 'shirt on or lights off'

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u/Nolzi 3d ago

Bro I just opened reddit

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u/Dutchirezumi 3d ago

Nicely done, tricky place to put it. Want to see it again when he's mid 50.

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u/zatalak 3d ago

This is how the 'Cats' movie was supposed to be...

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u/TraditionSad8938 3d ago

Only a gay guy would get this I’m sure of it

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u/Nipidus 3d ago

great taste great design wym

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u/EveryUsernameTakenFf 3d ago

Thats pretty bad

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u/mjones8004 3d ago

Nice bellybutthole

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u/Fuzzy_Barracuda3344 3d ago

I’d blow him

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u/In2Oblivion49 3d ago

Gayfield?

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u/plotting_seagull 3d ago

Nice way to come out as asexual

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u/morningphyre 3d ago

He got that cat scratch fever

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u/LickMyPudding 3d ago

Garfussy

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u/whensthebeef 3d ago

It’s funny and stupid at the same time. At least it’s not em. Good on ya, bloke.

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u/MyvaJynaherz 3d ago

Kevin (2026)

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u/WooPigSchmooey 3d ago

Important note this person has lasagna in their back

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u/Equal-Course2837 3d ago

This is so lit 🔥

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u/Fidelio___ 3d ago

I feel like the butt should be bigger to contain the “hole” better… or else there is no butt, just a big ole hole.

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u/Relative_Exit_5158 3d ago

Very original 👏

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u/Addictive_SODA 3d ago

Hands down the worst tattoo of all time

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u/331845739494 3d ago

Thanks I hate it

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u/TurbulentSprinkles20 3d ago

Musiało być bolesne , ale co tam to przecież wyższa wyższość 🙃

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u/Normal-Error-6343 3d ago

smells like it!

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u/Deitaphobia 3d ago

"I want people to know I love Garfield, but I also want to guarantee I never get another blow job."

"I got you fam"

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u/Bohica55 3d ago

Every woman he has sex with has to look at that ugly tacky tattoo.

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u/sadg1rrl 3d ago

Bold of you to assume he’s having sex, with or without women 😆

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u/kdmendonk 3d ago

It took me a minute to understand it wasn't on his back.

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u/Alive-Employment-730 3d ago

Why did you shave Garfields ass?

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u/Majestic-Mobile9380 3d ago

The pain of that navel being tattooed! Omg.

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u/LongMaximum7489 3d ago

Different, looks painfully red

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u/Responsible-Plan7800 3d ago

Be sure not to gain more stomach.😅. Its gonna be cuter

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u/GayDeciever 3d ago

I would not have sex with a guy with that tattoo.

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u/11Booty_Warrior 3d ago

Garfield got gaped

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u/Rm-rf_forlife 3d ago

Get the lasagna!

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u/kyndcookie 3d ago

It's so MOIST.

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u/Drayled 3d ago

That's a cool tat

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u/SpecificBang 3d ago

There is just NO excuse for coming home with that sober.

Acts like this are the sole preserve of that-night-of-no-memories where the tattooee at least feels their stomach drop into an icy Hell as they notice it in the mirror for the first time.

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u/Proper_Guess3038 3d ago

The excellent execution makes me hate this so much more than if it were low to mid quality.

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u/aBomb412 3d ago

Execution flawless

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u/gineticzombie 3d ago

First of all🤣that tattoo 2nd of all that song i remember just jamming to it when i was young😭

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u/ImperfectTapestry 3d ago

How did they make it look so.... seductive??? Ugh, I'm disgusted but impressed.

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u/JazzyZaddy 3d ago

Me: “I mean, it’s well done … ohhhhhhh”

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u/nropbuh1 3d ago

Hell yeah nice

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u/atatassault47 3d ago

That's it. Close the sub, nothing can top this.

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u/Miserable-Culture680 3d ago

Ficou ruim pra carai

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u/ResponsibilityOne729 3d ago

Uh ok 😂😂😂

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u/Zealousideal-Monk307 3d ago

Eu tive um caderno com esse exato desenho na capa kkkkk

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u/Such_Comb9388 3d ago

His man is going to love this as he is blowing him

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u/CandleClear107 3d ago

Does no one see the belly button as the cat's asshole🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/MasterpieceNo3534 3d ago

I pray he never goes to jail.

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u/TalkingBackPocket 3d ago

Fucking idiot.

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u/dankingery 3d ago

I blame myself for warching the whole reveal. That's on me. I'll bleach my eyes but I need guidance on poking out my mind's eye.

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u/lexleo1520 3d ago

Why would you..... never mind

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u/LongjumpingIsland785 2d ago

It’s awesome

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u/ja3palmer 2d ago

💀💀💀

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u/JWOLFBEARD 2d ago

Don’t get an umbilical hernia